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Old December 27th, 2017, 09:55 AM   #1901
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Trailmaster was recently abducted by Aliens and was probed
Another semi truth

sandhunter is keeping the video of that for himself
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Old December 27th, 2017, 10:00 AM   #1902
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Trailmaster was recently abducted by Aliens and was probed
Coincidence! The same happened to Estreeter.

But being a typical Aussie he got straight up and probed them back with an even bigger probe.

Then he barbecued them.
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Old December 27th, 2017, 10:13 AM   #1903
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But being a typical Aussie he got straight up and probed them back with an even bigger probe.

Then he barbecued them.
Then stole a baby from a Dingo and ate that instead
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Old December 27th, 2017, 11:40 AM   #1904
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Old December 27th, 2017, 12:54 PM   #1905
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Today Estreeter's partner gave him the right to spend a little bit more time as usual in front of the computer.

If he turns off his computer on time and be a nice honey, tonight he will have the right to get his monthly time of sex. Five minutes a month.
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Old December 27th, 2017, 01:03 PM   #1906
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Scoundrel is the last Yorkshire punk.
Once a day he vomits on a picture of the Queen and shits on the English flag in front of the Town hall.

He's used to wear stinky dirty pants and handwritten inscriptions on his T-shirts like "Harry! Megan licked my asshole".

He's the nightmare of his town.
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After the last hockey game between the San José Sharks and the Chicago Blackhawks, Brian249x and trailmaster fought one against the other like two disrespectful teenagers in front of the stadium.

Their respective partners were terribly ashamed by this childish behaviour.
They went away with sandhunter who was there as a neutral hockey spectator and asked him to spend the rest of their life in his ranch.
He agreed. He needs more women to clean his house.
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Today Estreeter's partner gave him the right to spend a little bit more time as usual in front of the computer.

If he turns off his computer on time and be a nice honey, tonight he will have the right to get his monthly time of sex. Five minutes a month.
At which point he glued the computers power button permanently in the on position
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Old December 27th, 2017, 01:47 PM   #1909
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Xyzde69 and Monica Lewinsky has something in common, they have both had sexual intercourse with a Clinton.
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xyzde69 chose the number 69 for his name, because he's hoping that one day, just maybe, it may happen to him.
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