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May 31st, 2020, 10:54 PM	#11
hoss Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: I have a farm in cloud cuckoo land Posts: 3,499 Thanks: 20,069 Thanked 26,719 Times in 3,487 Posts	How much for a quick handjob?

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September 29th, 2020, 12:43 PM	#12
CallMeMaybe Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2019 Location: Canada Posts: 3,505 Thanks: 14,708 Thanked 42,508 Times in 3,508 Posts	^^^^^ LOL. Give my compliments to the artist that "painted your pants on".

September 29th, 2020, 07:19 PM	#13
hoss Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: I have a farm in cloud cuckoo land Posts: 3,499 Thanks: 20,069 Thanked 26,719 Times in 3,487 Posts	Buy me another beer, you´re still ugly!

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September 29th, 2020, 08:31 PM	#14
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 61,167 Thanks: 282,733 Thanked 818,635 Times in 61,214 Posts	You must be from Tennessee because you are the only ten I see.

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September 29th, 2020, 09:07 PM	#15
pravin_cs Junior Member Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 3 Thanks: 3 Thanked 10 Times in 2 Posts	Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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September 29th, 2020, 10:01 PM	#16
Welderman Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: County of Champions Posts: 3,707 Thanks: 55,074 Thanked 64,299 Times in 3,729 Posts	Call Me Maybe... __________________ ''Elga, 5mm cast iron welding rods''.. Nice.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 30th, 2020, 02:01 PM	#17
hoss Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: I have a farm in cloud cuckoo land Posts: 3,499 Thanks: 20,069 Thanked 26,719 Times in 3,487 Posts	Hi, my name is Hoss! Where is the clip on that bra?

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