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May 22nd, 2014, 09:50 AM | #11 |
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I failed every subject at school... I'm an excellent failer...
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May 22nd, 2014, 11:17 AM | #12 |
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How the hell does one fail at art
Finger painting ain't exactly hard
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May 22nd, 2014, 01:49 PM | #13 |
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May 22nd, 2014, 02:14 PM | #14 |
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May 22nd, 2014, 07:43 PM | #15 |
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I've been a professional layabout for years, Shelley has nothing on me(if you remember that tv series of the 80s with Hywel Bennet) and I have a degree is niceness which has been sorely tested in recent years. I can draw with both hands, play the guitar(well I say play, I strum out of tune) with my left hand, while my right one has frets about the frets I am ambidextrous which comes in useful if I ever strain one of my wrists and in my spare time I collect dust-being in an attic it does make it easy I make it a rule to shout ARSE!! about three times a day and once hailed a cab as Nero in a toga As Blackadder once said "I'm off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers" No wonder the bottom fell out the trouser market!
(Some of these facts are real, some are made up, you be the judge)
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June 8th, 2014, 07:11 AM | #16 |
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Because the teacher I had for art was a real hippy. He said in the first lesson that art was something that came from your imagination and you can't always be imaginative stuck in a school room. So if you want to go outside and do your art you can. So my mate and I looked at each other and said "Is he for real"? So we slowly got up grabbed a board some paper and pencils went outside. He said nothing. All right we thought. So we did every lesson except the last one which he came out and got us and said "you've turned no art in nothing for the whole semester"... The only time I've ever seen an angry hippy.. Well not the only time you see them on the news angry when they're going to cut tree's or take their welfare away... Like I said I'm an excellent failer...
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June 8th, 2014, 08:10 AM | #17 |
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HNC in engineering Coded welder Sex education, back of a high ace van suspended for being unruly and smoking
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June 13th, 2014, 10:25 AM | #18 |
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I have only ever passed 3 things in my life. One of them was a boiler attendant certificate.. Fairly hard course. Everyone from the company in the past 10 years had failed.. The main reason for this was there were 3 pubs located in the area of the college and they would turn up drunk. I passed because I cheated. There was lots to remember. I had written pie diagrams of burn cycles and blow down cycles going all the way up my arms.. The company was very impressed they thought I would be the one that failed (the other two did). So I told them I cheated. As it went around the factory all these bosses were kicking my arse saying how important it was I knew my job correctly. I pissed them off even more by saying I had worked at this place for the last two years and I'm still not sure what we are making... But the big boss patted me on the shoulder saying I had to do what I had to do....
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June 13th, 2014, 10:31 AM | #19 |
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Sheesh they suspended you for smoking
Hardly you`re fault in being born sexy was it
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I always wondered why they said have you a light huni.
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