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Old December 9th, 2010, 01:34 PM   #11
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I must admit, I am very proud of my big cock. I'll show it to anyone.
LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE NOT CHICKEN ABOUT YOUR MEAT.

Oh well -I'm not scared so here's my chopper!



I have been told it scares some people.....
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I'll bet ten VEF dollars that once his friend has seen 49311's wang, he'll ask if he can touch it.
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I'll bet ten VEF dollars that once his friend has seen 49311's wang, he'll ask if he can touch it.
49311 sounds like an impresive number but what units is it in... 1/49311th's of an inch?, but if its 1/4931's of an inch = that would impress most folk.

I was once told IT'S THE HEAT OF THE MEAT THAT DEFINES THE ANGLE OF THE DANGLE
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So, is it creepy if your mate wants to see your wang? Does it make it any better if they give you the old 'you show me yours & I'll show you mine' routine?
Creepy? Of course not!

I certainly want to see her stuff. And I sure hope she wants to see mine. What a silly ques... er, hold on a moment.

(Really? "Brit speak"??!!! You're sure???)

Ah, yes. Well, um, I'm back.

Ahem! Well, as I was saying, damn straight it's creepy!!!!

And no way does that 'you show me yours & I'll show you mine' routine make it any better. I know I won't fall for that line again anytime soon.
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Old December 10th, 2010, 09:59 AM   #15
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Of course I only go along with it because I am exceptionally gifted in that area.
This is true fellow members,
You have a great surgeon BTW tabler

So is it creepy, I'd say yes, but if he want's too see and and you freely show it without asking why, I'd seek professional help
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Old December 10th, 2010, 10:26 AM   #16
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This is true fellow members,
You have a great surgeon BTW tabler

Also a great sense of civic pride

Going so far as to allow his trouser python to go on sell out tours across the globe





Where all do gasp in wonder at the length , girth and powerful smell of Stilton

Hmmmmm of course right now his cannon is touring east Asia

But wouldn`t that mean he`s then currently dick....

Nooooooo i won`t go there


Just a shame this threads originator hadn`t felt the same way
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Quite a few Dongs too
Oi, keep my family out of it Skull-boy....especially my cousins, Hung Low, Long Ding and Extremely large genitals........
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Oi, keep my family out of it Skull-boy....especially my cousins, Hung Low, Long Ding and Extremely large genitals........
It`s SkullCrusher to you !

Oh and tell your twin brother Flaccid Scrotum to stop PM`ing


I don`t swing that way



Still since it`s the season of ill will here`s that photo he keeps bugging me for !




Now just get him off my back ok
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Now just get him off my back ok
Sorry, that takes 'Quantitative easing' and you still haven't paid me for the last tub of Swarfega.
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Sorry, that takes 'Quantitative easing' and you still haven't paid me for the last tub of Swarfega.
Paid

I thought it was a gift

Have to admit it has come in handy for use on my transportation, and GF though






How about i don`t ban you and we call it even

Or i do ban you , hmmmmm only then you`d owe me another tub
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