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June 22nd, 2018, 06:04 PM | #13481 |
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Irishman attends a job interview:
Interviewer: Name please? Irishman: Seamus O'Shaughnessy. Interviewer: Can you spell that for me please? Irishman: Stick your job up your arse.
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June 22nd, 2018, 11:05 PM | #13482 |
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Two Scottish Poofs:
Ben Doon & Phil McCavity
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June 22nd, 2018, 11:06 PM | #13483 |
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Two Irish Poofs:
Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick.
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June 24th, 2018, 02:46 PM | #13484 |
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June 24th, 2018, 05:52 PM | #13485 |
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A blind man gets a cheese grater for Christmas, and says that's the best book i've read all year.
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June 24th, 2018, 05:53 PM | #13486 |
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A blind man decides to go parachuting. When asked how will he know he's near the ground. Easy replied the blind man, the lead on my guide dog will slacken.
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June 24th, 2018, 05:55 PM | #13487 |
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Sexy babe having a shower, when there's a knock on her door. Who is it shouted the women. It's the blind man from the village came the reply. Ok, without putting anything on she opens the door naked. The man replies cor nice tits love, which window do you want to put this blind on.
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June 24th, 2018, 07:08 PM | #13488 |
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Why don't blind people do bungee jumping?
'Cos their dogs are too scared.
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"I' m a republican and I´m having a frenzy"
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June 24th, 2018, 10:06 PM | #13490 |
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What's the difference between politicians and a bucket of shit?
A: The Bucket.
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