Embarrasing erections - Page 3

**muggly** · July 31st, 2016, 10:28 PM

Lol we're going of topic here friends.

**BustyWomenLovr** · August 1st, 2016, 01:32 AM

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My mum's best friend, neighbour, and my mate's mum was my teenboy crush. Taller than me, slim with sexiest legs ever and my first wet dream muse. She would often visit for coffee and sit opposite me with legs crossed so I could only see her outer thigh. Just as I was hoping for her skirt to buckle up a little to give me a peek of her nirvana mum appeared with the coffee and she uncrossed her legs to receive it. This day I was aware she didn't have tights on , just beautiful bare skin. I caught a glimpse of something dark, and presumed she was wearing black panties. My mind was racing imagining her taking them off for me to keep and smell before wanking. I had a really uncomfortable erection as somehow my cock got trapped in the Y fronts opening of my pants. So it was nudging my corduroy trousers. Mum asked her friend to take a biscuit from a plate she had bought in . My favourite lemon puffs. As my muse leant forward again her legs parted and thus time all was revealed. No panties. Just a perfectly honed pussy with the tops of her labia just in show. Fuck she was commando and I was about to burst. Then mum told me to help myself to a biscuit, which meant I had to get up and walk across to a table. To refuse would have been very suspicious so I got up and walked almost in a stooping position. On returning to my seat mum was still gossiping but my mate's mum had become aware that my cock was fighting to escape.She coyly smiled and raised her eyebrows with a very quick lick of her lips. 2 more mins later I was in the toilet wanking at least a cupful of cum out.

"mum's best friend, neighbour, and my mate's mum was my teenboy crush" - so I'd guess you saw her again. Any further reaction from her or you?

**muggly** · August 1st, 2016, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BustyEscortLovr

"mum's best friend, neighbour, and my mate's mum was my teenboy crush" - so I'd guess you saw her again. Any further reaction from her or you?

She was incredibly hot and always talking about sex stuff with mum when i was just out of sight but not out of earshot. She had another baby which meant I lost interest for a while but once I surprised her when my mate invited me to play in his garden and she was breastfeeding her newborn. I was totally in awe of her boobs which were three times their normal petite size. She didn't mind me watching , although only briefly, but I gained new friends so only saw her and her son occasionally after and had little to do with them eventually. While she was in her prepregnancy stage she was obviously flirting and teasing me. I think she was so hypersexual that's why she got pregnant anyway. Once she decided to pick up a spilled jigsaw and bent over so far her skirt just popped up and I could admire those lovely legs, little white knickers and a prominent outline of her pussy. Stopped like that for at least a couple of mins. I nearly burst my trouser fly. She was occasionally tactile and I got a leg squeeze and stroked neck or twist if my hair but nothing greater.

**muggly** · August 2nd, 2016, 05:59 PM

High School often gave us a treat once or twice a year with a fairly decent film shown in the main hall on a huge cinema screen. It was usually an action movie and often had the odd risqué scene in it. I was 14 when The Man From UNCLE film The Spy in the Green Hat was shown, and I it Napoleon Solo gets seduced by a Latino girl.All she was wearing was a towel so quite a bit of flesh on show. My class were sitting at the front of the hall and at least 12 of us had a hard-on. That was ok except that one lad decided to announce it to all the girls in the second row. My cock wouldn't go down, which was pretty embarrassing when a sexy female teacher came around to see what the fuss was about. She was only in her early twenty's and left as red-faced as I was. I think she stayed away from our class after that.

**Greenman** · August 3rd, 2016, 08:27 PM

I wonder if this might be classed as an embarrassing erection

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36954675

I remember a film that gave me a stirring in the trouser region. It was the opening sequence of 'The Silencers' with the three strippers. The first one looked a little stern, but a lovely mover, and then in a split second she undoes her costume and sways slowly to the drum beat. If you look closely it is a different cuter-looking babe. This is followed by some classy blonde who removes only her knickers and covers her modest with a long, feather boa, which she then rolls up and throws at the camera. Finally you see the long legs and stunning body of Cyd Charise who is miming to a track sung by another woman Vicky Carr. Towards the end she pulls a zip upwards to reveal more of her legs but that is it, it cuts to the start of the film. Hell of a way to start a film. You can find it here:
http://dfiles.eu/files/cb5n6kwgs
Thanks to rampensau1 for original post.

**muggly** · August 4th, 2016, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

I wonder if this might be classed as an embarrassing erection

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36954675

I remember a film that gave me a stirring in the trouser region. It was the opening sequence of 'The Silencers' with the three strippers. The first one looked a little stern, but a lovely mover, and then in a split second she undoes her costume and sways slowly to the drum beat. If you look closely it is a different cuter-looking babe. This is followed by some classy blonde who removes only her knickers and covers her modest with a long, feather boa, which she then rolls up and throws at the camera. Finally you see the long legs and stunning body of Cyd Charise who is miming to a track sung by another woman Vicky Carr. Towards the end she pulls a zip upwards to reveal more of her legs but that is it, it cuts to the start of the film. Hell of a way to start a film. You can find it here:
http://dfiles.eu/files/cb5n6kwgs
Thanks to rampensau1 for original post.

I remember that film with Dean Martin as Matt Helm. My imagination was running wild hoping if I watched it again I might see what the strippers didn't show the first time around.

**pudpuller** · January 18th, 2018, 12:18 PM

As a young apprentice, 16, the college I attended had a swimming club. We met once a week around 6.00pm. I had only been there a few weeks, made friends with a guy a couple of years older. He was rugby player type, barrel chested, tall, I was a 5ft scrawny runt. Bit shy, innocent of the ways of life. Anyway, one evening, we were a little late leaving, we were practically the last two to leave. I needed to pee before going home, he followed in behind me. I stood up to the urinal and he stood next to me, quite close.
I had my cock out, tried to get a flow going but difficult with him standing there. I saw out the corner of my eye he was looking down at me. Couldn't help it, started to get an involuntary erection. Made it worse to try and pee. Finally got it going, still with a stiffy, he was watching. He made a comment on the size of my cock, only about seven inches but I think my small stature enhanced the size. I was most embarrassed, wanted the earth to swallow me. Finally finished and struggled to put it back in my trousers.
As I stood down he did as well, pushing me to one of the cubicles. Inside, he locked the door, then sat on the seat. He pulled my trousers and pants down in one go, my cock still erect, sprang out. He took it in his hand, peeled the foreskin back exposing my knob. He started to wank me, I felt guilty but at the same time, quite excited, flattered of his attentions. His other hand went to my buttocks and between them touching the sensitive area between anus and balls, before moving on to caress them.
These sensations were nothing I had felt before and it didn't take long for me to say I was going to cum. He hand moved faster on my shaft my spunk shot out across the cubicle hitting the other wall. He kept wanking me, even after I had cum, for a minute or so. I pulled my trousers up, quite red faced and certainly feeling guilty but I have to say, it was an incredible episode. We left the toilets without saying a word and nothing was said about it the next day.
We did have opportunities to have a number of encounters, at the college and a couple in his home. If anyone is interested, let me know. The memories are still vivid, I'm 65 this year!

saddo · January 22nd, 2018, 05:07 PM

Another embarrassing story from my youth.

My parents had a family party one year when I was about 13. Ours was not a particularly large house and since people had come long distances, all the bedrooms were filled with guests and I, being the youngest, had to sleep on a mattress on the floor at the foot of the beds in one of the guest rooms. There were two single beds in this room, which were occupied by a pair of very strictly religious Catholic aunts. I mean very strict. Being my mother's unmarried younger sisters, they believed that sex and all body parts associated with sex were shameful, evil and sinful. Beside the mattress where I was sleeping was an old fashioned dressing table with a big mirror in the middle and two smaller ones at the side angled in slightly.

On the morning of the party, I woke up with my customary 13 year old's boner. I stood up without thinking to go to the bathroom to get washed and dressed, and as I did so, my erect dick popped out of the front of my pyjama trousers. In my parents house as I mentioned, anything to do with sex was strictly taboo, so I panicked and froze, standing in front of the mirror. My penis is average size and in proportion to my size and build and as hard as it was possible to get for a 13 year old, so it was hard to miss. Not only could my aunts see my erection, but they could see reflections of it from three different angles in the mirrors on the dressing table. In my 13 year old brain, I was convinced that it looked like I was standing there showing it off. One of my aunts gasped in genuine shock and disgust and I grabbed my clothes from the chair by the dressing table and fled to the bathroom without even stopping to put it back in. When I emerged fully clothed I had convinced myself that my aunts thought I was in there I was cracking one off.

Nobody mentioned it, but I kept my head down most of that day expecting the wrath of my mother the next. I can only assume that the two ladies concerned were too shocked to mention that there was clearly a pervert in the family. My birthday cards from them from then on were considerably more formal and lacked the £5 note I was used to getting.

randomname08 · April 6th, 2020, 03:15 PM

Some years ago I had surgery on my back. I was taking a hell of a lot of medication mixing pain killers, antibiotics and god knows what else. A side effect of my mix of meds was that I popped a boner and it wouldn't go away. I had to get moved off the ward into a side room until they made it go away. Had this been a porn video they'd have made it go away by having a naughty nurse bouncing in my lap. Instead they gave me an injection and away it went. I did ask if I could have some of the meds that had affected me for when I went home. It got a laugh but they refused. Rotters.

**seivad** · April 6th, 2020, 08:49 PM

One manager I had, had a much younger wife with massive tits. I first met her when a large group of us from work went to see the Rocky Horror Picture show.

Come the Christmas party I end up dancing with her, her tits are rubbing my arms and chest and the inevitable happened, I didn't say anything nor did she, but neither did she pull away.

Just one of those ships in the night moments, but very enjoyable. She eventually had to have her breasts reduced as it was effecting her back.

August 3rd, 2016, 08:27 PM	#25
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,538 Times in 19,356 Posts	I wonder if this might be classed as an embarrassing erection http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36954675 I remember a film that gave me a stirring in the trouser region. It was the opening sequence of 'The Silencers' with the three strippers. The first one looked a little stern, but a lovely mover, and then in a split second she undoes her costume and sways slowly to the drum beat. If you look closely it is a different cuter-looking babe. This is followed by some classy blonde who removes only her knickers and covers her modest with a long, feather boa, which she then rolls up and throws at the camera. Finally you see the long legs and stunning body of Cyd Charise who is miming to a track sung by another woman Vicky Carr. Towards the end she pulls a zip upwards to reveal more of her legs but that is it, it cuts to the start of the film. Hell of a way to start a film. You can find it here: http://dfiles.eu/files/cb5n6kwgs Thanks to rampensau1 for original post. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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seivad Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Old South Wales Posts: 3,171 Thanks: 28,060 Thanked 35,014 Times in 3,168 Posts	One manager I had, had a much younger wife with massive tits. I first met her when a large group of us from work went to see the Rocky Horror Picture show. Come the Christmas party I end up dancing with her, her tits are rubbing my arms and chest and the inevitable happened, I didn't say anything nor did she, but neither did she pull away. Just one of those ships in the night moments, but very enjoyable. She eventually had to have her breasts reduced as it was effecting her back. __________________ It'd be such an ignorant thing to do If the Russians love their children too. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 31st, 2016, 10:28 PM	#21
muggly Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: England Posts: 707 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 6,630 Times in 683 Posts	Lol we're going of topic here friends.

August 2nd, 2016, 05:59 PM	#24
muggly Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: England Posts: 707 Thanks: 2,443 Thanked 6,630 Times in 683 Posts	High School often gave us a treat once or twice a year with a fairly decent film shown in the main hall on a huge cinema screen. It was usually an action movie and often had the odd risqué scene in it. I was 14 when The Man From UNCLE film The Spy in the Green Hat was shown, and I it Napoleon Solo gets seduced by a Latino girl.All she was wearing was a towel so quite a bit of flesh on show. My class were sitting at the front of the hall and at least 12 of us had a hard-on. That was ok except that one lad decided to announce it to all the girls in the second row. My cock wouldn't go down, which was pretty embarrassing when a sexy female teacher came around to see what the fuss was about. She was only in her early twenty's and left as red-faced as I was. I think she stayed away from our class after that.

January 18th, 2018, 12:18 PM	#27
pudpuller Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,487 Thanks: 13,014 Thanked 55,290 Times in 1,510 Posts	As a young apprentice, 16, the college I attended had a swimming club. We met once a week around 6.00pm. I had only been there a few weeks, made friends with a guy a couple of years older. He was rugby player type, barrel chested, tall, I was a 5ft scrawny runt. Bit shy, innocent of the ways of life. Anyway, one evening, we were a little late leaving, we were practically the last two to leave. I needed to pee before going home, he followed in behind me. I stood up to the urinal and he stood next to me, quite close. I had my cock out, tried to get a flow going but difficult with him standing there. I saw out the corner of my eye he was looking down at me. Couldn't help it, started to get an involuntary erection. Made it worse to try and pee. Finally got it going, still with a stiffy, he was watching. He made a comment on the size of my cock, only about seven inches but I think my small stature enhanced the size. I was most embarrassed, wanted the earth to swallow me. Finally finished and struggled to put it back in my trousers. As I stood down he did as well, pushing me to one of the cubicles. Inside, he locked the door, then sat on the seat. He pulled my trousers and pants down in one go, my cock still erect, sprang out. He took it in his hand, peeled the foreskin back exposing my knob. He started to wank me, I felt guilty but at the same time, quite excited, flattered of his attentions. His other hand went to my buttocks and between them touching the sensitive area between anus and balls, before moving on to caress them. These sensations were nothing I had felt before and it didn't take long for me to say I was going to cum. He hand moved faster on my shaft my spunk shot out across the cubicle hitting the other wall. He kept wanking me, even after I had cum, for a minute or so. I pulled my trousers up, quite red faced and certainly feeling guilty but I have to say, it was an incredible episode. We left the toilets without saying a word and nothing was said about it the next day. We did have opportunities to have a number of encounters, at the college and a couple in his home. If anyone is interested, let me know. The memories are still vivid, I'm 65 this year!

January 22nd, 2018, 05:07 PM	#28
saddo Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 66 Thanks: 33 Thanked 731 Times in 66 Posts	Another embarrassing story from my youth. My parents had a family party one year when I was about 13. Ours was not a particularly large house and since people had come long distances, all the bedrooms were filled with guests and I, being the youngest, had to sleep on a mattress on the floor at the foot of the beds in one of the guest rooms. There were two single beds in this room, which were occupied by a pair of very strictly religious Catholic aunts. I mean very strict. Being my mother's unmarried younger sisters, they believed that sex and all body parts associated with sex were shameful, evil and sinful. Beside the mattress where I was sleeping was an old fashioned dressing table with a big mirror in the middle and two smaller ones at the side angled in slightly. On the morning of the party, I woke up with my customary 13 year old's boner. I stood up without thinking to go to the bathroom to get washed and dressed, and as I did so, my erect dick popped out of the front of my pyjama trousers. In my parents house as I mentioned, anything to do with sex was strictly taboo, so I panicked and froze, standing in front of the mirror. My penis is average size and in proportion to my size and build and as hard as it was possible to get for a 13 year old, so it was hard to miss. Not only could my aunts see my erection, but they could see reflections of it from three different angles in the mirrors on the dressing table. In my 13 year old brain, I was convinced that it looked like I was standing there showing it off. One of my aunts gasped in genuine shock and disgust and I grabbed my clothes from the chair by the dressing table and fled to the bathroom without even stopping to put it back in. When I emerged fully clothed I had convinced myself that my aunts thought I was in there I was cracking one off. Nobody mentioned it, but I kept my head down most of that day expecting the wrath of my mother the next. I can only assume that the two ladies concerned were too shocked to mention that there was clearly a pervert in the family. My birthday cards from them from then on were considerably more formal and lacked the £5 note I was used to getting.

April 6th, 2020, 03:15 PM	#29
randomname08 Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 144 Thanks: 875 Thanked 1,912 Times in 143 Posts	Some years ago I had surgery on my back. I was taking a hell of a lot of medication mixing pain killers, antibiotics and god knows what else. A side effect of my mix of meds was that I popped a boner and it wouldn't go away. I had to get moved off the ward into a side room until they made it go away. Had this been a porn video they'd have made it go away by having a naughty nurse bouncing in my lap. Instead they gave me an injection and away it went. I did ask if I could have some of the meds that had affected me for when I went home. It got a laugh but they refused. Rotters.