Embarrasing erections - Page 2

**Motorboater** · July 30th, 2016, 06:01 AM

When I think about it. Every time I have a erection, I'm embarrassed.

**muggly** · July 30th, 2016, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Historian

Back in my teens, when I was about 15/16, I used to have a bit of a thing about one of my mum's friends, who used to visit fairly often. She was in her mid 40s, and seriously attractive and glamorous- tall, slim but busty, great legs, long blonde hair, always beautifully dressed, drove a sportscar- Basically the kind of older woman every teenage lad who ever fantasised about losing his virginity through being seduced by some sexy MILF dreams about.

The trouble was, she was also one of those very tactile women given to very open displays of affection, who greets everyone with a hug and a kiss- You can imagine the effect that had on me- I swear I was standing to full attention every time I met her- She must have noticed...

My mum's best friend, neighbour, and my mate's mum was my teenboy crush. Taller than me, slim with sexiest legs ever and my first wet dream muse. She would often visit for coffee and sit opposite me with legs crossed so I could only see her outer thigh. Just as I was hoping for her skirt to buckle up a little to give me a peek of her nirvana mum appeared with the coffee and she uncrossed her legs to receive it. This day I was aware she didn't have tights on , just beautiful bare skin. I caught a glimpse of something dark, and presumed she was wearing black panties. My mind was racing imagining her taking them off for me to keep and smell before wanking. I had a really uncomfortable erection as somehow my cock got trapped in the Y fronts opening of my pants. So it was nudging my corduroy trousers. Mum asked her friend to take a biscuit from a plate she had bought in . My favourite lemon puffs. As my muse leant forward again her legs parted and thus time all was revealed. No panties. Just a perfectly honed pussy with the tops of her labia just in show. Fuck she was commando and I was about to burst. Then mum told me to help myself to a biscuit, which meant I had to get up and walk across to a table. To refuse would have been very suspicious so I got up and walked almost in a stooping position. On returning to my seat mum was still gossiping but my mate's mum had become aware that my cock was fighting to escape.She coyly smiled and raised her eyebrows with a very quick lick of her lips. 2 more mins later I was in the toilet wanking at least a cupful of cum out.

**Greenman** · July 30th, 2016, 02:36 PM

I remember the first time I noticed something was afoot was the very first time I saw a Page 3 girl(ah those innocent days of youth and gorgeous girls in newspapers) but I also recall that you had to be careful where you sat on a bus because sometimes the shuddering of the engine at say a bus stop or traffic light would make you harden and god help you if you were wearing tracksuit bottoms! Schoolbags had double usages back then, covering a multitude of sins but I honestly do not recall ever having a 'wet dream' unless you count the time my hot water bottle leaked!

**muggly** · July 30th, 2016, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

I remember the first time I noticed something was afoot was the very first time I saw a Page 3 girl(ah those innocent days of youth and gorgeous girls in newspapers) but I also recall that you had to be careful where you sat on a bus because sometimes the shuddering of the engine at say a bus stop or traffic light would make you harden and god help you if you were wearing tracksuit bottoms! Schoolbags had double usages back then, covering a multitude of sins but I honestly do not recall ever having a 'wet dream' unless you count the time my hot water bottle leaked!

I only had about half a dozen wet dreams before I discovered the art of wanking. That basically put an end to them. I still vividly remember having sex with my dream subject and cumming in her pussy or mouth then waking up and feeling a wet patch of pyjama leg clinging to my inner thigh. The thought of spreading a dark haired mature vulva would always inspire a beautiful dream with a happy ending.

Estreeter · July 31st, 2016, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

I remember the first time I noticed something was afoot

A foot long

**otokonomidori** · July 31st, 2016, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

.... sometimes the shuddering of the engine at say a bus stop or traffic light would make you harden......

Sounds like a case of Mechanophilia !

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...1000-cars.html

**Greenman** · July 31st, 2016, 03:34 PM

No, just sitting in the wrong seat! I didn't want to shag the bloody bus!!

**otokonomidori** · July 31st, 2016, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

No, just sitting in the wrong seat! I didn't want to shag the bloody bus!!

My cars are well shagged !

**Mal Hombre** · July 31st, 2016, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenman

No, just sitting in the wrong seat! I didn't want to shag the bloody bus!!

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Originally Posted by otokonomidori

My cars are well shagged !

Is that what They call Autoeroticism..

**pharoahegypt** · July 31st, 2016, 06:22 PM

Depends what kind of bus you're on of course.....

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Motorboater Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 4,333 Thanks: 41,558 Thanked 38,533 Times in 4,306 Posts	When I think about it. Every time I have a erection, I'm embarrassed.