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27. Porn gives unrealistic expectations of the looks of your plumber and how long it will take him or her to arrive
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28 There is no romance
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29: Producers of parody porn must spend so much money duplicating the look of a mainstream film or TV show that there is nothing left to spend paying someone to actually come up with a plot.
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30 The sicker modern society gets, modern porn moves in footstep with it.
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31. When engaging in doggy-style sex, the female is always happy to receive a good hard slap on her butt. Several, in fact. The redder...the better!
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33. Gonzomen like women to spit on their johnsons. Maybe because niagara delivers a woody, but no lubricant
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34 It's always wise to give them encouragement, giddy up also works, and if they have pony tails, don't get me started
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35. When doing blowjobs, the umm, 'jobber' has to pull on the willy so hard, it looks like they're trying to start a troublesome outboard motor.
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36. The more tattoos the male performer the less bored the female performer will be.
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