Masturbate 5 minutes daily and live 5 years longer - Page 6

**trailmaster** · February 17th, 2018, 10:35 PM

Maybe that's the reason I am 67 years old , but only look like I am 40. I first started to masturbate when I was 10 years old, even before any semen would come out, and continued to do it sometimes three times a day until I got married. And for the first two years of my membership with VEF I did no posting. I just looked at all the big breast photo threads, and even printed up thousands of the photos to be used to help me wank, because as I got older it was harder and harder to reach a climax. The photos helped!

**bowlinggreen** · February 18th, 2018, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Maybe that's the reason I am 67 years old , but only look like I am 40. I first started to masturbate when I was 10 years old, even before any semen would come out, and continued to do it sometimes three times a day until I got married. And for the first two years of my membership with VEF I did no posting. I just looked at all the big breast photo threads, and even printed up thousands of the photos to be used to help me wank, because as I got older it was harder and harder to reach a climax. The photos helped!

I'll believe you look only 40 when you post a pic.

And why the hell would you PRINT the pictures? How much money did you spend on printer cartridges doing that?

(Special hint: never wank ON the pictures. You can't play porn fairy later on if you destroy your pics and mags with gouts of semen.)

I'm pretty sure masturbating frequently has to be good for you. Cleans out the pipes, so to speak. We are all probably descended from the first primate who learned to draw charcoal pics of the female primates on the cave wall and used his newly discovered manual dexterity to wank off to them.

**Mister Fide** · February 18th, 2018, 05:25 AM

The actor Ernest Borgnine, who lived to the age of 95, was once asked what had helped him have such a long life & he replied that he masturbated every day.

**trailmaster** · February 18th, 2018, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

I'll believe you look only 40 when you post a pic.

And why the hell would you PRINT the pictures? How much money did you spend on printer cartridges doing that?

(Special hint: never wank ON the pictures. You can't play porn fairy later on if you destroy your pics and mags with gouts of semen.)

I'm pretty sure masturbating frequently has to be good for you. Cleans out the pipes, so to speak. We are all probably descended from the first primate who learned to draw charcoal pics of the female primates on the cave wall and used his newly discovered manual dexterity to wank off to them.

I have the money, money I worked for all my life. I used some of it to print up 4,000 photos of big tit women from hundreds of websites(mostly those big tit tumblr sites) and I use those photos for wanking purposes. In the past when I was much younger I did not need photos. I just thought up images of pretty women with big butts that I saw everywhere in my life and that was sufficient. When I was younger I wasn't into tits yet.

**Roubignol** · February 19th, 2018, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

Maybe that's the reason I am 67 years old , but only look like I am 40. I first started to masturbate when I was 10 years old, even before any semen would come out, and continued to do it sometimes three times a day until I got married. And for the first two years of my membership with VEF I did no posting. I just looked at all the big breast photo threads, and even printed up thousands of the photos to be used to help me wank, because as I got older it was harder and harder to reach a climax. The photos helped!

I thought it was because the cold air of Chicago preserved the flesh.

**bowlinggreen** · February 19th, 2018, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I have the money, money I worked for all my life. I used some of it to print up 4,000 photos of big tit women from hundreds of websites(mostly those big tit tumblr sites) and I use those photos for wanking purposes. In the past when I was much younger I did not need photos. I just thought up images of pretty women with big butts that I saw everywhere in my life and that was sufficient. When I was younger I wasn't into tits yet.

But looking at pictures on the screen is better. With today's big images, you can zoom in and out where you want to be with your unoccupied hand.

Not to mention the slideshows you can make for yourself out of sets.

I wonder if anyone has ever made an image viewer specifically for looking at porn?

**Old Jud** · February 20th, 2018, 02:42 PM

Make you wanking more fun and interesting through a little experimentation.

Press your thumb firmly over your 'bell-end' as you are about to shoot, it's like shaking a fizzy drink up before opening, it goes everywhere!

The downside of this is that it really pisses off the other patrons in the restaurant......Some people are miserable bastards.

And using someone else's hand makes a nice change. Of course, not everyone shares this viewpoint as my pending court case proves.

banquomerc · February 20th, 2018, 03:38 PM

I'm hoping to apply my extra five years right at the end.

**Nightjar** · February 20th, 2018, 04:58 PM

Unfortunately, on the down side, over a lifetime, five minutes a day adds up to approximately five years.

On the up side however, at least you'll be wanking for five years (more).

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February 17th, 2018, 10:35 PM	#51
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,895 Thanks: 1,328,998 Thanked 707,205 Times in 60,069 Posts	Maybe that's the reason I am 67 years old , but only look like I am 40. I first started to masturbate when I was 10 years old, even before any semen would come out, and continued to do it sometimes three times a day until I got married. And for the first two years of my membership with VEF I did no posting. I just looked at all the big breast photo threads, and even printed up thousands of the photos to be used to help me wank, because as I got older it was harder and harder to reach a climax. The photos helped!

February 18th, 2018, 05:25 AM	#53
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,986 Times in 890 Posts	The actor Ernest Borgnine, who lived to the age of 95, was once asked what had helped him have such a long life & he replied that he masturbated every day.

February 20th, 2018, 02:42 PM	#57
Old Jud Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Manchester UK Posts: 840 Thanks: 7,251 Thanked 8,633 Times in 819 Posts	Make you wanking more fun and interesting through a little experimentation. Press your thumb firmly over your 'bell-end' as you are about to shoot, it's like shaking a fizzy drink up before opening, it goes everywhere! The downside of this is that it really pisses off the other patrons in the restaurant......Some people are miserable bastards. And using someone else's hand makes a nice change. Of course, not everyone shares this viewpoint as my pending court case proves.

February 20th, 2018, 03:38 PM	#58
banquomerc Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 439 Thanks: 12,924 Thanked 3,000 Times in 408 Posts	I'm hoping to apply my extra five years right at the end.

February 20th, 2018, 04:58 PM	#59
Nightjar Likes plump moths Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,830 Thanks: 18,823 Thanked 40,892 Times in 4,678 Posts	Unfortunately, on the down side, over a lifetime, five minutes a day adds up to approximately five years. On the up side however, at least you'll be wanking for five years (more).