Porn Watching Related Injuries - Page 3

**PJayBr** · February 4th, 2011, 01:28 PM

Came in my eye once when having a tug with the missus (then fiancee), and had to go to work with a very bloodshot right peeper. Told them I'd got "something in it" but obviously didn't go into details!!!!

Can't shoot that far these days........

BirtyBoy

MaxJoker · February 4th, 2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PJayBr

Came in my eye once when having a tug with the missus (then fiancee), and had to go to work with a very bloodshot right peeper. Told them I'd got "something in it" but obviously didn't go into details!!!!

Can't shoot that far these days........

BirtyBoy

Jesus man i only just gulped down a mouthful of banana milkshake , great timing o`post

Neves77 · February 8th, 2012, 07:10 AM

Going solo at the desk one night, you know...the alone time where you can really invest some time into it, letting it build and build until the exact right moment for maximum release. To hell with the chair, I knelt on the floor, and as moment approached I dropped onto my back. That was when I seemed to have bumped the desk a little too hard with my foot, and the monitor which sits on one of those round adjustable turntables went off balance from the flimsy shelf, dropped onto the keyboard locking the system up with that annoying beeeeeep, then the power chord let go before I could sit up and the heavy thing rolled further and dropped smack down onto my stomach. Lucky I didn't crack a rib or shock myself stupid with prick in hand. Just some mighty bruises and soreness for a few days. My monitor no longer sits on that turntable!!!

**lothian** · February 11th, 2012, 03:10 AM

Yup, R.S.I from wrist to shoulder blades. I have now learned to alternate between left and right hands.

**PJayBr** · July 2nd, 2023, 03:05 PM

Sex rather than porn, but making love last night, slipping in from behind whilst spooning, when the missus sneezed violently twice in quick succession. This caused my poor cock to bend in ways an erection really shouldn't and caused an instant flopper and a poor night's sleep thereafter due to a throbbing pain. All seems well today, in fact "used him" since and all was well!!!

February 8th, 2012, 07:10 AM	#23
Neves77 Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 13 Thanks: 90 Thanked 102 Times in 13 Posts	Going solo at the desk one night, you know...the alone time where you can really invest some time into it, letting it build and build until the exact right moment for maximum release. To hell with the chair, I knelt on the floor, and as moment approached I dropped onto my back. That was when I seemed to have bumped the desk a little too hard with my foot, and the monitor which sits on one of those round adjustable turntables went off balance from the flimsy shelf, dropped onto the keyboard locking the system up with that annoying beeeeeep, then the power chord let go before I could sit up and the heavy thing rolled further and dropped smack down onto my stomach. Lucky I didn't crack a rib or shock myself stupid with prick in hand. Just some mighty bruises and soreness for a few days. My monitor no longer sits on that turntable!!! Last edited by Neves77; February 9th, 2012 at 04:44 AM.. Reason: eliminate abbreviation of curse word per forum rules

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February 4th, 2011, 01:28 PM	#21
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,685 Times in 1,280 Posts	Came in my eye once when having a tug with the missus (then fiancee), and had to go to work with a very bloodshot right peeper. Told them I'd got "something in it" but obviously didn't go into details!!!! Can't shoot that far these days........ BirtyBoy

February 11th, 2012, 03:10 AM	#24
lothian Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Edinburgh Scotland Posts: 706 Thanks: 7,330 Thanked 9,841 Times in 704 Posts	Yup, R.S.I from wrist to shoulder blades. I have now learned to alternate between left and right hands.

July 2nd, 2023, 03:05 PM	#25
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,685 Times in 1,280 Posts	Sex rather than porn, but making love last night, slipping in from behind whilst spooning, when the missus sneezed violently twice in quick succession. This caused my poor cock to bend in ways an erection really shouldn't and caused an instant flopper and a poor night's sleep thereafter due to a throbbing pain. All seems well today, in fact "used him" since and all was well!!!