The worst or most disgusting things you ever ate or drank

[Roubignol]

Originally Posted by Brecht

You haven't tried the quokka burger then. It was served at our last annual VEF barbecue party. Disgusting! But trailmaster loved it.

... What? This kind of quokka?



Don't tell me that's true?

[Roubignol]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Like him decided to turn the other cheek over those demonic rolls .

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For shame Roy`s Bakery , for shame

Look at the color of your finger!!!! It's purple. Stop to eat this shit... you will finish to become very ill.

[Estreeter]

This is my 2nd favourite canned tuna



Just plain and no extra crap in it, My Favourite, a brand named Sirena is only stocked now and then at the local place, but that one there will do

Then there's this



Mistakenly bought it as the cans look similar and were stocked next to each other .... That Portview one ..... I'm sure it's bait, tasted that bad I wouldn't feed it to an Ethiopian cat

[vo1v0d]

Kimchi. Not authentic korean even though it was made by a korean but it lacked the fermented ingredient of the traditional stuff. The word stench doesnot even begin to describe the breath of the person who eats it. Sitting in the middle of a double-decker bus witha person who had eaten it adjacent to me but outside the bus, the stench of his grub got to me before he got on the bus (all windows closed)
But there is more. After the weapons grade halitosis subsides there is the other end to worry about. In a doctors waiting room from ten feet away a kimchi fart made me ten times more sick that what I went there for. It seemed to arrive in waves, each more noxious than the last. I went through various scenarios all involving cutting off my nose/setting fire to it, then sniffing ammonia, teargas,napalm,cyanide, any fucking thing to get whatever climbed into my nostrils and shat itself to death to please fucking leave. Ten years ago and I still wince at the memory and all the culinary wankers who stink up our tv blathering nonsense about grub should be castrated and fed their own testicles, pan fried, if they ever mention this filth as anything more than edible sewage.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by xyzde69

Look at the color of your finger!!!! It's purple. Stop to eat this shit... you will finish to become very ill.

Purple

As much as I like the colour and appreciate your concern. In no way is my finger (Are my fingers) purple in that photo or in unreal real life. So buggered if I know why you believe otherwise
You`re not colour blind are you
Hey and I said that I won't be eating bread from the crummy (No pun intended ) bakery anymore. That`s why I posted the image here because it was indeed a disgusting insult to bread based products

- Update -
In fact Roy`s bread is so bad the Seagulls I fed those rolls to previously are now suing me for cruelty via the RSPB

[Roubignol]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Purple

Yep... purple.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by xyzde69

Yep... purple.

By the V.E.F gods you`re right
How could I have missed that before
Me upper extremities fair glow Empirial purple



Yes that`s me and you can all see I`m wearing bright crimson checked "Leisure" bottoms and with feet of blackest jade standing upon a beaming carpet of purest gold

[Roubignol]

On this one... they look pink.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by xyzde69

On this one... they look pink.

Well to spare your concerns (Others might call it cataract issues ) I've used a hand model here



As have a mini rant about the abomination that Cadbury chocolate has become.
Since Kraft`s hostile takeover it`s slowly steadily declined.
Don't just mean the size of the bars either. A decline in size that`s equaled by it`s rise in cost.
Yet a cost for what , nowadays
The taste (Compared to how it used to be in my opinion) is on a par with Nestle (A conglomerate I avoid). I`m finding their formerly hallowed smoothly delightful range either chalky , greasy or worse.
You have to pretty much gargle to clean your mouth of it
For decades I've had a bar or two every couple days. Yet a year had passed and I`d not (Cream eggs that I`d attempted to eat in April 2016 were mostly binned) eaten any.
But on Sunday got offered to help myself from a heaped bowl of their famous Roses selection.
Managed three.
Found them even more disgusting than those so called cream eggs in 2016

[MaxJoker]

Now maybe impatient (Makes a change from being an inpatient ) I`m to blame

For finding these things a real spongy doughy disappointment. Only it`s the first time I've tried this large variety. So having put the toaster on for the third time in a row for the two fackers in an attempt to toast them I was bum swizzled if I`d switch it on for a fourth.

Instead I buttered , marmite`d (It`s a real word ) and plowed on with chomping.



Never again
How could they not toast after three attempts
What is the main ingredient , asbestos
In future I`m sticking with ordinary sized ones that don't take half an hour to crisp up