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February 8th, 2014, 07:01 PM
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 In that vein... 1774. Through the lips and past the gums, look out stomach here I cums...
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February 11th, 2014, 07:40 AM
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I think Mal was right first time, 'internally'!   1775, Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust, if it wasn't for your bumhole your belly would bust.....by the way how's that diet going?...
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February 11th, 2014, 01:11 PM
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1776. I'm going for a divorce but this fucking seems to be something that we can keep doing, can't we?
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February 11th, 2014, 02:07 PM
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1777. When I cum that's your cue to go!
1778. How interesting, you and your mother both have that cute little birthmark on your asses! 1779. Do I what ... LOVE YOU?? The only reason you're here in the first place is because you offered to do my laundry and the house cleaning when we are done! Last edited by cuzzyman927; February 11th, 2014 at 02:23 PM.. Reason: add |
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February 11th, 2014, 02:33 PM
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1780 "Hey.. Cuzzyman just posted on VEF that he came.. time for you to leave.." - - -
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February 12th, 2014, 04:06 PM
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"you know, this reminds me of the time I buttfucked Elton...those were crazy, mad, carefree days....'Rocket Maan...'" Last edited by pierrelm; February 12th, 2014 at 04:14 PM.. |
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February 12th, 2014, 05:32 PM
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1782: Btw, I'm into sheeps
Jolly
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February 12th, 2014, 06:02 PM
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I'll get me coat............   NB. For the benefit of any non natural English speakers, 'ewe' pronounced you, is a female sheep!
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February 12th, 2014, 09:31 PM
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February 13th, 2014, 05:16 PM
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1783. Can't you moan and groan like other normal women getting laid -- that damn horrid screeching has given me a splitting headache and its sending my dog into convulsions!
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