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September 17th, 2017, 01:09 PM	#2451
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4190 I found it...I found it. Honey, that is not the clitorise. Why would it be on the nightstand? Last edited by ball7; September 17th, 2017 at 07:43 PM..

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September 17th, 2017, 04:01 PM	#2453
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	4192 When I think of you I think of Anal, that's right, Anal, Another Nutter Another Looney __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 17th, 2017, 07:41 PM	#2454
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4193 Take it like a man.

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September 20th, 2017, 08:49 AM	#2455
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,057 Thanks: 54,282 Thanked 117,196 Times in 7,076 Posts	Ok talk me through it again,should I write this down? __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 20th, 2017, 08:51 AM	#2456
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,735 Times in 60,308 Posts	4195 I'm excited, about as much as listening to Justin Biebers Greatest Hits CD __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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September 20th, 2017, 03:13 PM	#2457
cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,362 Times in 36,682 Posts	4196: What are you huffing and puffing about, I'm the one doing all the frigging work! __________________

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September 20th, 2017, 03:25 PM	#2458
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September 20th, 2017, 04:38 PM	#2459
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	4198 EXTERMINATE

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October 2nd, 2017, 04:54 PM	#2460
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