Your favorite dogs? - Page 17

**The Wolf Man** · February 5th, 2013, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by palo5

He's cute and lovable

What does he weigh?

He now weighs about 65 LBS.

eatenbyrats · February 5th, 2013, 04:14 PM

Whenever I'm out dog fishing, I usually go for a plump doberman.

They skin easily and go well with an inexpensive Cabernet. Most any live bait will work, but the ones in my area usually prefer toy breeds set to troll about twenty feet behind the truck.

P.S. If you're humor impaired, try googling "National Lampoon" && "Dog Fishing in America"

**NIN** · February 6th, 2013, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

What does he weigh?

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Originally Posted by The Wolf Man

He now weighs about 65 LBS.

In that case, he can weigh whatever he chooses to drop on the scales

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mschaeffer33 · February 7th, 2013, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

Great Danes are almost my least favorite dogs. As a former door-to-door salesman, I don't enjoy being hoisted by my balls as a form of greeting. Okay, they don't bite. But they're too big for most dog stuff.

And if you're a Great Dane, don't think you can come into my house and fuck my wife.

**amantpoche** · February 10th, 2013, 05:40 PM

**palo5** · February 10th, 2013, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by mschaeffer33

Great Danes are almost my least favorite dogs. As a former door-to-door salesman, I don't enjoy being hoisted by my balls five feet in the air as a form of greeting...

Well, there's a way to stop them. When they try the 'paws on shoulders' and you don't like it, you step on their hind paws. It's unkind, but if you can't teach them any other way... luckily I never had the problem

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Okay, they don't bite...

You're right, almost never. They look fearsome, but aren't aggressive

**richardoe** · February 10th, 2013, 06:53 PM

Great Danes are supposed to have the worst sense of smell of any dog. My dad was a postman and he was only badly bitten once by a dog whilst on his walk(walk is or was the term the GPO used) and that was by a Labrador would you believe!!!

tvcigar · February 10th, 2013, 07:01 PM

My 2 rescue French Bulldogs.

mschaeffer33 · February 10th, 2013, 09:59 PM

I wonder how a Great Dane would react to being kicked in the nuts? My next move, the next time I'm air lifted, is to punch one in the face. Enough is enough.

mschaeffer33 · February 10th, 2013, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by richardoe

My dad was a postman and he was badly bitten once by a dog whilst on his walk... and that was by a Labrador would you believe!!!

I'd believe. Labs get prickly if their faculties deteriorate. They begin to think they're Dobermans.

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eatenbyrats Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 53 Thanks: 252 Thanked 463 Times in 52 Posts	Whenever I'm out dog fishing, I usually go for a plump doberman. They skin easily and go well with an inexpensive Cabernet. Most any live bait will work, but the ones in my area usually prefer toy breeds set to troll about twenty feet behind the truck. P.S. If you're humor impaired, try googling "National Lampoon" && "Dog Fishing in America"

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richardoe Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 2,812 Thanks: 1,424 Thanked 24,132 Times in 2,726 Posts	Great Danes are supposed to have the worst sense of smell of any dog. My dad was a postman and he was only badly bitten once by a dog whilst on his walk(walk is or was the term the GPO used) and that was by a Labrador would you believe!!!

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tvcigar Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 39 Thanks: 2,418 Thanked 412 Times in 38 Posts	My 2 rescue French Bulldogs.