"If I was the last person on Earth, I would..."

The Unknown Libertarian · December 18th, 2016, 03:52 AM

I found out that the Mona Lisa is painted on wood. I would go get it and make a Telecaster out of it.

That's not all I'd do, of course, but I'd definitely do that.

**bloke57** · December 18th, 2016, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by yffudcm

I found out that the Mona Lisa is painted on wood. I would go get it and make a Telecaster out of it.

Good idea yffudcm (if that is your real name) - but I would prefer to whittle a Gibson SG every day of the week.

However, rather ingloriously, I would emulate Wowbagger the infinitely prolonged - There would be quite a lot of graves I'd love to piss on so I could make myself a little itinerary based on that.

The Unknown Libertarian · December 18th, 2016, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Good idea yffudcm (if that is your real name) - but I would prefer to whittle a Gibson SG every day of the week.

I've tried to like SGs. I want to like them. I do love the sound of them, but I can't stand playing them. I had one as a back-up guitar when I was working in bands, and I just didn't like holding the neck up all night long.

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**DTravel** · December 20th, 2016, 09:51 PM

I would take a vacation.

**old alal** · December 20th, 2016, 10:04 PM

I'd turn the lights out.

Estreeter · December 21st, 2016, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by yffudcm

I found out that the Mona Lisa is painted on wood. I would go get it and make a Telecaster out of it.

I like that

Me, I'd get my hand on high powered assault rifles and tons of ammunition

Then I'd go to every zoo in my land and set the caged animals free

, I hate zoo's

But that's why I need the rifles, as a just in case precaution with Lions, Tigers etc...

But travelling between zoo's, the fun I'd have in high powered cars everywhere, not having to obey traffic laws is very very appealing

and I'd smoke everywhere I once was not able to

especially in the offices of no smoking campaign group headquaters or wherever thay hang out and ash on the carpets do the places burn down.

Did I also mention I'd take a dump on graves of scum bags that deserve it, like kiddie fiddlers ?

I might, and I mean might go to the bank and leave whatever cash I owe on the teller station to pay off my credit card

**old alal** · December 21st, 2016, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

I like that

I might, and I mean might go to the bank and leave whatever cash I owe on the teller station to pay off my credit card

Why, who's going to chase you for it?

**footstep** · December 21st, 2016, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by old alal

I'd turn the lights out.

Well done Snake .......

Plisken.

Estreeter · December 21st, 2016, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by old alal

Why, who's going to chase you for it?

It's just a personal satisfaction thing that the bank will never get to enjoy it even though it's in the bank

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December 18th, 2016, 03:52 AM	#1
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