The Biscuit Review Corner - Page 3

**rlg118** · September 22nd, 2012, 02:27 AM

When I think of biscuits, this is the only thing that comes to mind...

**vo1v0d** · September 22nd, 2012, 04:17 AM

On the subject of dunking I believe tha australians might be the world leaders. I saw Kylie bite both ends off a biscuit resembling a Penguin shove one end in her tea, the other end in her mouth and suck gently. Much as I hate Penguins it will be a long time before that image fades.

**NIN** · September 22nd, 2012, 10:10 AM

Yes 'Strawing' with a chocolate coated biscuit was something a mate of mine used to do with his Milk and a Terrys' Waifa

Best done by biting off adjacent corners & it also works well on hot drinks (if your quick) with Kit-Kat, Breakaway, and my personal fave to 'Hot Straw' is the Twix

Wish I'd seen Kylie on the suck tho

**Greenman** · September 22nd, 2012, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Leg10n

On the subject of dunking I believe tha australians might be the world leaders. I saw Kylie bite both ends off a biscuit resembling a Penguin shove one end in her tea, the other end in her mouth and suck gently. Much as I hate Penguins it will be a long time before that image fades.

I seem to recall her doing something similar on the Wogan show and said if you dip it into a fizzy drink it can give you a natural high-it might have been a time when Wogan was away though.

I can honestly say I have never had an OREO, never wanted one, and to be honest prefer British biscuits anyway-like FOX's bisquits mmmm mmmmm mmmmm! Never heard of OREO before anyway-OREO Speedwagon perhaps?

screwthief · September 22nd, 2012, 03:29 PM

When I was in the army,one of the prized items of "compo rations" were the oatmeal blocks,these were round thick biscuits of oatmeal and treacle, similar to Hobnobs but not as sweet,very filling and guaranteed to give you a good bowel motion the next day.
I'm surprised no one makes them for the civilian market.

**keefriff** · September 22nd, 2012, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by NIN

The guy who mentioned Oreo being the most disgust-dung thing in a biscuit convention is absolutely right

I think they were originally rejected by NASA as Space Shuttle tiles. Although they have near perfect heat resistant properties, they also have a tendency to harbour a sickly white residue betwixt them

What is it with you people and your hatred of the Oreo?

This has been discussed ad nauseum, emphasis on nauseum, here:

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=209

Lay off the ol' girl would ya? She has brought so many Americans so much joy, so many memories and so many triple bypasses. And yet she remains so misunderstood by our Euro brothers.

So go back to discussing your favorite crisps or biscuits or whatever the hell this thread is about. But just leave the Oreo alone.

MaxJoker · September 22nd, 2012, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Leg10n

On the subject of dunking

Hey let`s keep on topic please , no need to start discussing boxing

**NIN** · September 22nd, 2012, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by keefriff

What is it with you people and your hatred of the Oreo?

This has been discussed ad nauseum, emphasis on nauseum, here:

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/sho...&postcount=209

Well I would have inserted a Quote that I'd posted in the "what annoys you the most" thread here that I'd made about the Oreo Adverts ...

But it seems to have 'been disappeared'

Know anything about that at all Keef ,my Oreo defending Patriot ?

**keefriff** · September 22nd, 2012, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by NIN

Well I would have inserted a Quote that I'd posted in the "what annoys you the most" thread here that I'd made about the Oreo Adverts ...

But it seems to have 'been disappeared'

Err....umm.....not my turf anymore NIN.

And I would never break the rules like that.

But if I had seen it you can be rest assured I would have done the proper thing........and reported the post.

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Originally Posted by NIN

Know anything about that at all Keef my Oreo defending Patriot ?

Like I said.....no. But I do like "Oreo defending Patriot".

I reckon I'm like Charlton Heston when it comes to the Oreo. To paraphrase the walking icon of 70's disaster films; "I'll give you my Oreo......when you pry it from my obese, sausage fingered dead hand".

Sorry....I'm starting to tear up a bit writing this.........God Bless America.

**vo1v0d** · September 23rd, 2012, 03:01 AM

To clarify for the colonials: in the UK there is a current promotion for Oreo cackies and the chance of not seeing them is minimal. I think an opportunity is missed here; aim at the parents instead of the children.
"Behave you little bastard, or you will get an Oreo Cookie" would settle most kids if they ever tasted one.

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vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,360 Thanks: 42,773 Thanked 61,588 Times in 7,576 Posts	On the subject of dunking I believe tha australians might be the world leaders. I saw Kylie bite both ends off a biscuit resembling a Penguin shove one end in her tea, the other end in her mouth and suck gently. Much as I hate Penguins it will be a long time before that image fades.

September 22nd, 2012, 10:10 AM	#23
NIN Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,823 Thanks: 200,569 Thanked 131,967 Times in 9,045 Posts	Yes 'Strawing' with a chocolate coated biscuit was something a mate of mine used to do with his Milk and a Terrys' Waifa Best done by biting off adjacent corners & it also works well on hot drinks (if your quick) with Kit-Kat, Breakaway, and my personal fave to 'Hot Straw' is the Twix Wish I'd seen Kylie on the suck tho

September 22nd, 2012, 03:29 PM	#25
screwthief Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 151 Thanks: 30,395 Thanked 1,501 Times in 139 Posts	When I was in the army,one of the prized items of "compo rations" were the oatmeal blocks,these were round thick biscuits of oatmeal and treacle, similar to Hobnobs but not as sweet,very filling and guaranteed to give you a good bowel motion the next day. I'm surprised no one makes them for the civilian market.

September 23rd, 2012, 03:01 AM	#30
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,360 Thanks: 42,773 Thanked 61,588 Times in 7,576 Posts	To clarify for the colonials: in the UK there is a current promotion for Oreo cackies and the chance of not seeing them is minimal. I think an opportunity is missed here; aim at the parents instead of the children. "Behave you little bastard, or you will get an Oreo Cookie" would settle most kids if they ever tasted one.