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January 30th, 2018, 07:49 PM | #12971 |
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What do you call a singing Laptop?
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January 30th, 2018, 08:31 PM | #12972 |
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"My wife got so corny last night."
"Horny" "No, Corny. She kept telling me corny jokes so I wouldn't get horny" |
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January 31st, 2018, 06:30 PM | #12973 |
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January 31st, 2018, 06:46 PM | #12974 |
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The person stealing the soap in the toilets at work has finally come clean.
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February 1st, 2018, 11:06 PM | #12975 |
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A Wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6".
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had avocados." If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again. Men will get it the first time. |
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February 2nd, 2018, 07:03 AM | #12976 |
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Joke of the Century
The President of the United States of America is Donald Trump.
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February 2nd, 2018, 09:03 AM | #12977 |
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February 2nd, 2018, 09:05 AM | #12978 |
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At the local McDonald Drivein, I asked for two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and a BJ.
Imagine my suprise when I got two cheeseburgers, fries, coke and Ronald McDonald. |
February 2nd, 2018, 09:59 AM | #12979 |
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A rich 90 year old man, married a gold digger 20 years old.
On their honeymoon night, the old man pulls out a Durex sheath. "Surely you don't need one of those at your age"? she asked. No he say's " it's just I like the smell of rubber burning" |
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February 2nd, 2018, 10:23 AM | #12980 |
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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
Because if they were small, white and round they would be an Aspirin What's the difference between an elephant and a mail box? If you don't know I wouldn't trust you to post any mail What comes in pints? An elephant Why do you never see elephants sitting in cherry trees? They cunningly paint their toenails red to disguise themselves How do elephants get down from cherry trees? They sit on a leaf and wait until autumn Why do crocodiles have flat heads? They sit under cherry trees in the autumn. |
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