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Old November 20th, 2017, 04:37 PM   #401
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Me. Nothing. Only I'm not particular fond of cauliflower ears.

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A. For Crying Out Loud
For taking in the rain when I'm feeling so dry
For giving me the answers when I'm asking him why

Q. Who was King Crimson's Queen?
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A. Scarlett O'Hara...

Q. Why were the blues so moody ?
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A. So would you be, if you came from Birmingham. (I do. but i'm happy)

Q Where's Wally?.
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A. Hiding amongst the crowd.

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A. By asking a Republican who espouses the 'trickle down' theory.

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Q. Reading your question?

A.Why do the dogs sniff each other in the butt?
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A: Because they can't shake hands.

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Sunny side up.

How do you like your bacon?
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A. On a barm cake with an egg and brown sauce

Q. Who would win in a fight, The Legion of Super Pets or The Pet Avengers ?
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