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**effCup** · April 11th, 2019, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

What does MaxJoker have now?

Depending on the time-frame--he might eat them over the course of 125 years--a sore stomach?

MaxJoker · April 11th, 2019, 05:19 PM

Why aren't dyslexics good at telling jokes ? ,

Thye always pnuch up hte fuck line.

**gedly** · April 11th, 2019, 09:53 PM

I once tried a dating site for anorexics. Membership was a bit thin on the ground.

**Mal Hombre** · April 11th, 2019, 10:07 PM

I once tried a dating site for insane nymphomaniacs,They're were all fucking mad..

**Sir Honkers** · April 11th, 2019, 10:58 PM

One Christmas morning a policeman on horseback is waiting at a traffic light, and next to him is a little girl on her brand new bike.
The policeman says to the little girl. "Did Santa bring that you that bike?"
The little girl replied "yes" and the policeman said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on it." and he then proceeded to give her a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The little girl takes the ticket and before the policeman rides off, says "That's a nice horsey...did Father Christmas bring him for you?"
Deciding to humour her the policeman said, "Yes he did."
The little girl smiled and said, "Well, next year tell Father Christmas to put the arsehole on the back of the horse and not on top.

**les1917lie** · April 11th, 2019, 11:43 PM

A faith healer was giving a talk in a village hall and asked for 2 volunteers who would like to be cured of their affliction by his art.
One chap raised his hand. I w-w-want you t-to c-cure m-m-my s-s-s-tutter. M-my n-name is J-J-John.
Ok John come up here on the stage said the healer.
Another chap raised his hand, I want to be able to walk without these crutches, My name is Bob.
Ok Bob come up here on the stage said the healer.

John and Bob, go behind the screen, and listen to what I say, said the healer.

Hallelujah, by the power given to me by the almighty cure these two men of their afflictions. Bob, throw way your crutches and walk. John speak to me.

There was a pause and then a loud thud.
Then a voice was heard. It was John who spoke.
B-b-bob h-h-has f-f-fallen over........

**Almero** · April 12th, 2019, 11:31 AM

"Doctor, Doctor every time I get an erection it hurts", I said.
"Does it burn?", He asked.
"I don't know, I've never tried to set fire to it", I replied.

MaxJoker · April 12th, 2019, 04:58 PM

Met a girl with 12 nipples today ,

Sounds fun ,

Dozen tit.

**seldomseen** · April 12th, 2019, 05:06 PM

I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.

Aaron · April 12th, 2019, 08:40 PM

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little dogie.

April 11th, 2019, 05:19 PM	#14472
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April 11th, 2019, 10:58 PM	#14475
Sir Honkers Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Land Of Glorious Leader Posts: 30,436 Thanks: 287,480 Thanked 387,069 Times in 30,389 Posts	One Christmas morning a policeman on horseback is waiting at a traffic light, and next to him is a little girl on her brand new bike. The policeman says to the little girl. "Did Santa bring that you that bike?" The little girl replied "yes" and the policeman said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on it." and he then proceeded to give her a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The little girl takes the ticket and before the policeman rides off, says "That's a nice horsey...did Father Christmas bring him for you?" Deciding to humour her the policeman said, "Yes he did." The little girl smiled and said, "Well, next year tell Father Christmas to put the arsehole on the back of the horse and not on top. Last edited by Sir Honkers; April 12th, 2019 at 07:52 AM..

April 12th, 2019, 04:58 PM	#14478
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April 12th, 2019, 05:06 PM	#14479
seldomseen Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 38,203 Thanks: 127,400 Thanked 712,146 Times in 38,112 Posts	I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work. __________________ -------------------------------------------------------------- Some hae meat, and canna eat.

April 11th, 2019, 09:53 PM	#14473
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,906 Thanked 69,347 Times in 3,173 Posts	I once tried a dating site for anorexics. Membership was a bit thin on the ground.

April 11th, 2019, 11:43 PM	#14476
les1917lie Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 2,405 Thanks: 7,270 Thanked 89,258 Times in 2,405 Posts	A faith healer was giving a talk in a village hall and asked for 2 volunteers who would like to be cured of their affliction by his art. One chap raised his hand. I w-w-want you t-to c-cure m-m-my s-s-s-tutter. M-my n-name is J-J-John. Ok John come up here on the stage said the healer. Another chap raised his hand, I want to be able to walk without these crutches, My name is Bob. Ok Bob come up here on the stage said the healer. John and Bob, go behind the screen, and listen to what I say, said the healer. Hallelujah, by the power given to me by the almighty cure these two men of their afflictions. Bob, throw way your crutches and walk. John speak to me. There was a pause and then a loud thud. Then a voice was heard. It was John who spoke. B-b-bob h-h-has f-f-fallen over........

April 12th, 2019, 11:31 AM	#14477
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,346 Times in 1,425 Posts	"Doctor, Doctor every time I get an erection it hurts", I said. "Does it burn?", He asked. "I don't know, I've never tried to set fire to it", I replied.

April 12th, 2019, 08:40 PM	#14480
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? He wanted to get a long little dogie.