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April 7th, 2012, 12:43 PM	#1
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,081 Times in 3,078 Posts	The Biggest Lie I Tell Myself "I don't need to write that down. I will remember it" Any more liars? This is the place. Let it out.

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April 25th, 2012, 06:04 PM	#2
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,663 Thanked 855,752 Times in 57,565 Posts	"I'll do it tomorrow" "I won't stay on the forum so long today" __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 25th, 2012, 11:58 PM	#3
jaywarf Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 6 Thanks: 5,455 Thanked 80 Times in 6 Posts	It must be the cold weather that's done that!

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Acanthus2003, Almero, DoctorWho, electrofreak, Glen Quagmire, hastfount, Jake Gittes, jobrien, jomama, luddite, MaxJoker, MemoryHunter, MrInBetween, mxyptlk, NIN, Ninjaturtle, Nobody1, RowanMooreFan, SpEffects, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman

April 26th, 2012, 12:25 PM	#4
luddite Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: N.D.G. Posts: 1,375 Thanks: 104,140 Thanked 12,286 Times in 1,336 Posts	I'll stop when I need glasses. __________________ *Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...*

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Acanthus2003, Almero, blondifan, DoctorWho, electrofreak, Estreeter, Glen Quagmire, hastfount, Jake Gittes, jobrien, jomama, kelio, Sir Honkers, MaxJoker, MemoryHunter, MrInBetween, NIN, Ninjaturtle, Nobody1, RowanMooreFan, SpEffects, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman

April 26th, 2012, 02:51 PM	#5
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	Well, there's always the classic, "The check's in the mail." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Acanthus2003, Almero, DoctorWho, electrofreak, Glen Quagmire, hastfount, Jake Gittes, jobrien, jomama, kelio, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, MemoryHunter, MrInBetween, NIN, Ninjaturtle, RowanMooreFan, SpEffects, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, vo1v0d, Welderman

April 26th, 2012, 07:17 PM	#6
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,081 Times in 3,078 Posts	"I am too old for this." __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

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Acanthus2003, Almero, blondifan, DoctorWho, electrofreak, Glen Quagmire, hastfount, Jake Gittes, jobrien, jomama, kelio, luddite, Mal Hombre, MaxJoker, MemoryHunter, MrInBetween, Ninjaturtle, RowanMooreFan, SpEffects, zeus64, trailmaster, tygrkhat40, Welderman

April 26th, 2012, 07:24 PM	#7
army1959 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: any where usa Posts: 205 Thanks: 1,155 Thanked 2,949 Times in 184 Posts	check's in the mail, i won't cum in your mouth, of course i'll respect you in the morning. __________________ Lead me not into temptation... I know the way by heart!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 26th, 2012, 07:50 PM	#8
reginaldwam3 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 3 Thanks: 5 Thanked 173 Times in 3 Posts	...that I don't lie to myself.

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Almero, DoctorWho, electrofreak, foyol, Glen Quagmire, hastfount, jomama, luddite, MemoryHunter, MrInBetween, RowanMooreFan, SpEffects, zeus64, trailmaster

April 27th, 2012, 01:28 AM	#9
tygrkhat40 Long Suffering Bills Fan Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: The City of Good Neighbors Posts: 9,669 Thanks: 304,243 Thanked 152,528 Times in 9,629 Posts	I'm from the Government, I'm here to help. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 27th, 2012, 01:46 AM	#10
flake56 Former Staff Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: deep swamp Posts: 1,323 Thanks: 36,641 Thanked 9,958 Times in 1,246 Posts	big lie i know that i am useful and appreciated some where. (that somewhere seems not to be on any map i have ever seen)

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Almero, DoctorWho, edgarcasey, electrofreak, Glen Quagmire, hastfount, jobrien, jomama, kelio, luddite, MemoryHunter, MrInBetween, NIN, Ninjaturtle, RowanMooreFan, SpEffects, zeus64, TommySwiftJr., trailmaster, vo1v0d

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