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Old December 18th, 2018, 09:26 PM   #4341
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They come to visit Estreeter often when he's parked up having a smoke.

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Old December 19th, 2018, 08:38 AM   #4342
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They come to visit Estreeter often when he's parked up having a smoke.

And smoking that cigarette in the hope I see palo5 getting attacked by a Great White Shark
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Old December 22nd, 2018, 12:29 PM   #4343
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One of palo5 friends was so preoccupied not having seen him since he became a moderator of this forum. Before they were used to drink vodkas in pub and have some talks walking in nature. So after very long and intensive debate, he finally brought livid Palo out of his house to watch polar lights.

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Palo5 was sent to the hospital, because he got sunburnt at second degree. His skin wasn't confronted to any kind of natural light rays since 9 years...

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Deepsepia is the grand grand grandson of Geronimo and daily repeats his quote as a mantra:

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When the Last Tree Is Cut Down, the Last Fish Eaten, and the Last Stream Poisoned, You Will Realize That You Cannot Eat Money
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palo5 Is a music producer, writer and lyricist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_huoRu7wIj0

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And now we need lyrics translation please
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And now we need lyrics translation please
Pleasure to oblige .....

Russians they say, Are very very Gay
Russians they say, Are very very Gay

Men love men, every single day
Men love men, every single day

Gay marriage NYET !! No not yet
Gay marriage NYET !! No not yet

That will change, when palo they say
That will change, when palo they say

Makes everybody GAY !!!

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Russians they say, Are very very Gay
Russians they say, Are very very Gay

Men love men, every single day
Men love men, every single day

Gay marriage NYET !! No not yet
Gay marriage NYET !! No not yet

That will change, when palo they say
That will change, when palo they say

Makes everybody GAY !!!


Congrats for your Russian
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Old December 25th, 2018, 10:00 PM   #4349
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Congrats for your Russian
I tell Estreeter there are only homos in decadent Anglo countries but he thinks they're everywhere
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_huoRu7wIj0

Remember the good old days when we could try to figure out which one was the KGB agent?

There are even Homos in Muslim nations that execute them when they are caught. Some folks are just born that way, and all the ones I have known would have preferred being born heterosexual if they had a choice.
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