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Old December 9th, 2017, 07:08 PM   #8711
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Your Favourite Sporting Event You've Been To At Least Once

1. Bathurst 1000 (Australian Touring Car Championship Round)
2. Tour De France (London Grand Depart and Paris Final Stage on the Champs)
3. School Sports Day..Not a sport fan..
4. 1999 Women's World Cup in Rose Bowl (even though I roasted in the 100+ temp)
5. 1991 AFC Championship Game, Bills rout the Raiders to go to their 1st Super Bowl
6. Seedhill Stock Car Racing, not a sports fan either
7. Leeds United matches, far too many times home and away over the last 48 years
8. Ashes Test Cricket, England v Australia 2005
9. The women's Christmas trolley dash, around the supermarket. 2017
10. Stock car racing at Belle Vue, Manchester
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Your Favourite Sporting Event You've Been To At Least Once

1. Bathurst 1000 (Australian Touring Car Championship Round)
2. Tour De France (London Grand Depart and Paris Final Stage on the Champs)
3. School Sports Day..Not a sport fan..
4. 1999 Women's World Cup in Rose Bowl (even though I roasted in the 100+ temp)
5. 1991 AFC Championship Game, Bills rout the Raiders to go to their 1st Super Bowl
6. Seedhill Stock Car Racing, not a sports fan either
7. Leeds United matches, far too many times home and away over the last 48 years
8. Ashes Test Cricket, England v Australia 2005
9. The women's Christmas trolley dash, around the supermarket. 2017
10. Stock car racing at Belle Vue, Manchester
11. Greyhound Racing, Hall Green, Birmingham, 1979. Venue gone years ago
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Old December 10th, 2017, 06:01 AM   #8713
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Your Favourite Sporting Event You've Been To At Least Once

1. Bathurst 1000 (Australian Touring Car Championship Round)
2. Tour De France (London Grand Depart and Paris Final Stage on the Champs)
3. School Sports Day..Not a sport fan..
4. 1999 Women's World Cup in Rose Bowl (even though I roasted in the 100+ temp)
5. 1991 AFC Championship Game, Bills rout the Raiders to go to their 1st Super Bowl
6. Seedhill Stock Car Racing, not a sports fan either
7. Leeds United matches, far too many times home and away over the last 48 years
8. Ashes Test Cricket, England v Australia 2005
9. The women's Christmas trolley dash, around the supermarket. 2017
10. Stock car racing at Belle Vue, Manchester
11. Greyhound Racing, Hall Green, Birmingham, 1979. Venue gone years ago
12. Any 50 over Cricket match between Australia and West Indies in the 1980's at The MCG
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Old December 10th, 2017, 06:45 AM   #8714
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1. Bathurst 1000 (Australian Touring Car Championship Round)
2. Tour De France (London Grand Depart and Paris Final Stage on the Champs)
3. School Sports Day..Not a sport fan..
4. 1999 Women's World Cup in Rose Bowl (even though I roasted in the 100+ temp)
5. 1991 AFC Championship Game, Bills rout the Raiders to go to their 1st Super Bowl
6. Seedhill Stock Car Racing, not a sports fan either
7. Leeds United matches, far too many times home and away over the last 48 years
8. Ashes Test Cricket, England v Australia 2005
9. The women's Christmas trolley dash, around the supermarket. 2017
10. Stock car racing at Belle Vue, Manchester
11. Greyhound Racing, Hall Green, Birmingham, 1979. Venue gone years ago
12. Any 50 over Cricket match between Australia and West Indies in the 1980's at The MCG
13. Calais Bordeaux France cup. 2000

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1. A brand new Falcon Millennium.
2. A Blue Ford Mustang GT 5 Litre V8 With Manual Gearbox
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Old December 10th, 2017, 07:21 AM   #8716
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1. A brand new Falcon Millennium.
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1. A brand new Falcon Millennium.
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4. A New Death Star- With no vulnerable vent...
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4. A New Death Star- With no vulnerable vent...
5. A world at peace (or spending Christmas Eve with Gemma Atkinson & Ashlynn Brooke in my bed)
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1. A brand new Falcon Millennium.
2. A Blue Ford Mustang GT 5 Litre V8 With Manual Gearbox
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4. A New Death Star- With no vulnerable vent...
5. A world at peace (or spending Christmas Eve with Gemma Atkinson & Ashlynn Brooke in my bed)
6. Trump, Gove, Johnson, May, Kim Dung Dim, Putin, ISIS, the DUP and Blair all attend a global conference hosted by Rupert Murdoch. By air. In thick fog. News update: "The mysterious disappearance..."
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1. A brand new Falcon Millennium.
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4. A New Death Star- With no vulnerable vent...
5. A world at peace (or spending Christmas Eve with Gemma Atkinson & Ashlynn Brooke in my bed)
6. Trump, Gove, Johnson, May, Kim Dung Dim, Putin, ISIS, the DUP and Blair all attend a global conference hosted by Rupert Murdoch. By air. In thick fog. News update: "The mysterious disappearance..."
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