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Old February 20th, 2017, 11:18 AM   #3861
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That thread must be for all the women members and the gay Vef members.
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That thread must be for all the women members and the gay Vef members.
So, umm, both of ya ..........



comments ? thoughts ?
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Old February 20th, 2017, 11:54 AM   #3863
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So, umm, both of ya ..........



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...exactly.


But that's what he said also

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Fact, Miss Anderson is not my wife
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Fact, Miss Anderson is not my wife
Mine neither.

Anyone affected by the sad issue discussed in these posts can contact VEF's "I haven't a chance of fucking Gillian Anderson" helpline.

You will be assured of a fully sympathetic hearing. We feel your pain.
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Mine neither.
Well, look on the bright side, I won't have to fight you for her

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We feel your pain.
I was actually just watching an old re run of The X Files , I couldn't help but miss the 1990's, loved that decade

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We feel your pain.
Then thought of one of the things that sucked most from that decade, this might be it

But don't lick my balls,

My hairy hairy balls,

I just don't think he'd understand

And if you lick my balls

My hairy hairy balls

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...And if you lick my balls

My hairy hairy balls...
...I might just turn into a man.
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...I might just turn into a man.


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Well, If I were a script writer, I'd put the Ahhhhh's before the Ohhhhh's

purely for alphabetical order reasons
Oh I don't know. Some chaps need a bit of O before tackling the A.
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Wouldn't it be funny if a woman had a wooden tit ?,Wouldn't it be funny ?
Took me a few days to come up with an answer, and I kept thinking about it.
Pinnochio, that wooden nose grew when he lied character came to mind,

Women would probably think if men had wooden dicks they couldn't lie about it's size

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wooden boobs
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