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September 11th, 2018, 01:05 PM | #13811 |
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Patient - Doctor Doctor I think I'm invisible.
Doctor - Who said that.
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September 11th, 2018, 01:05 PM | #13812 |
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Patient - Doctor Doctor people keep ignoring me.
Doctor - Next Patient.
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September 11th, 2018, 01:06 PM | #13813 |
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September 11th, 2018, 01:06 PM | #13814 |
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Patient - Doctor Doctor I think I am a bridge.
Doctor - What's come over you. Patient - Well two cars, a bus & 7 pedestrians.
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September 11th, 2018, 01:09 PM | #13815 |
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Patient - Doctor Doctor I've swallowed a £1 coin.
Doctor - Come and see me next week if there is no change.
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September 11th, 2018, 04:15 PM | #13816 |
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Unknown Fact... Counting sheep doesn't help people who are excited by sheep.
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September 11th, 2018, 04:44 PM | #13817 |
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Another Doctor one missed
Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains! Well pull yourself together man! Tommy Cooper's best ones I went to the doctor's the other day and I asked him could he give me something for the wind...so he gave me a kite! I was up in the attic the other day with the wife, dirty, smelly, covered in cobwebs...but she's good with the kids! My feet are killing me...they keep trying to grab me by the throat! And one VERY old school biscuit joke What happened when a fight broke out in the biscuit tin? The BANDIT, tied up the PENGUIN with a BLUE RIBAND and then made his BREAKAWAY in a TAXI!
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September 11th, 2018, 05:38 PM | #13818 |
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"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Supermarket"
"How long have you felt like this??" "Ever since I was Lidl"
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September 11th, 2018, 06:16 PM | #13819 |
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Last night my grandmother asked for some ice.
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September 11th, 2018, 11:52 PM | #13820 |
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