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June 19th, 2018, 08:38 PM | #13461 |
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Why is football so competitive? Both teams would get far more goals if they cooperated with one another.
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June 20th, 2018, 09:36 AM | #13462 |
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What's the difference between a Muslim and the Hindenburg ?,
The Hindenburg didn't think it`d get 72 virgins once it blew up.
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June 20th, 2018, 01:44 PM | #13463 |
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"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad, " he replied. "You're in Ireland now." replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike". Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day Mohammad?", his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike". "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" and his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again. The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?", she asked. "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs." |
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June 20th, 2018, 01:57 PM | #13464 |
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Most likely Mike then was beaten up by the teacher for swearing in the class.
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June 20th, 2018, 02:10 PM | #13465 |
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Not saying am ugly ,
Only the blind girl I`m dating insists on the lights being off before we have sex.
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June 21st, 2018, 08:36 PM | #13466 |
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June 21st, 2018, 08:56 PM | #13467 |
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Got a load of trouble and strife yesterday, the wife came home early and found me with my hands in the dishwasher.
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June 22nd, 2018, 08:31 AM | #13468 |
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Avoid rape, say yes!
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June 22nd, 2018, 09:36 AM | #13469 |
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June 22nd, 2018, 10:35 AM | #13470 |
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Men on average think about sex every tits seconds.
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