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June 13th, 2018, 08:03 AM
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June 13th, 2018, 01:35 PM
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What’s the difference between a lobster and a Chinaman run over by a bus ? ,
One’s a crustacean and the others a crushed Asian. 
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June 13th, 2018, 01:39 PM
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June 13th, 2018, 01:52 PM
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June 13th, 2018, 05:29 PM
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I think Traily has a problem with the inbred cat thing. |
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June 13th, 2018, 07:40 PM
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Seven per cent of men prefer a woman's right leg and three per cent the left leg.
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June 13th, 2018, 07:40 PM
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There's nothing new about unoriginality.
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June 14th, 2018, 11:59 AM
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For those interested!!!
A friend of mine has bought tickets to see England play in Russia. He just was reminded that he's getting married to Sandra the same day. So, Sandra is a lovely girl with a sunny disposition and a great body. Wedding venue, dress, flowers, everything is paid for. If anybody is interested, send me a pm.
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June 15th, 2018, 05:21 AM
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June 15th, 2018, 03:39 PM
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20 facts about a fake airplane company
BAD AIR! 20 FACTS ABOUT OUR AIRLINES! 20: A real man lands where he wants to. 19: Fly Bad Air and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us. 18: That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots. 17: Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view. 16: Bring a bathing suit. 15: Terrorist are afraid to fly with us. 14: We may be landing on your street. 13: Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose. 12: Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes? 11: If you think it's so easy, get your own plane! 10: The kids will love our inflatable slides. 9: Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. 8: Complimentary champange during free-fall. 7: Are our jets to noisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off. 6: Our staff has lots of experience counseling next-of-kin. 5: Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 4: On flights, every section is a smoking section. 3: Join our frequent near-miss program. 2: We're Amtrak with wings. 1: Bad Air: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
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