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April 6th, 2018, 10:02 PM | #13271 |
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Tribute bands that have a chance at rock stardom:
Sepultallica [Brazil meets West Coast thrash metal] MINXS [Midnight Oil and INXS cover band?] Armored Snake [John Bush and David Coverdale are offended by the condom reference...] |
April 6th, 2018, 10:57 PM | #13272 |
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MONXS [The Monks of Norcia, Midnight Oil and INXS cover band]
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April 6th, 2018, 11:20 PM | #13273 |
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An actual conversation with a colleague at work.
Colleague:" That Eric Bristow didn't do that well. He only managed to get to 60" Me: "Why, what did he require?" |
April 7th, 2018, 02:41 AM | #13274 |
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A white guy woke up in a cell with an asian man and a black man. None of them had any idea what was going on. All of a sudden a mysterious man appears in front of them and says, “If all of your d*ck lengths combined can reach exactly 1 foot, I’ll let you all go. If not, I’ll kill you all.”
All 3 men pulled down their pants and put their d*cks together, the white guy had 4 inches, the black guy had 6 inches and the Asian guy had 2 inches. The man then let them go. As they were leaving the cell, the white guy said: “You guys are lucky I’m white.” The black said: “No way! You guys are lucky I’m black!” And then the Asian guy yelled: “You guys are lucky I had a boner!”
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April 9th, 2018, 12:37 AM | #13276 |
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A brunette goes into the doctor’s office and tells him that everywhere she touches, it hurts.
“Impossible,” the doctor says. “Show me.” So the brunette touches her elbow and screams. Then she touches her knee and screams. Then she touches her ankle and screams. And this goes on until the doctor finally says, “You’re not really brunette, are you?” “No,” she says. “I’m naturally blonde.” “I thought so,” says the doctor. “Your finger is broken.”
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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were undergoing their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to see that both of the men possessed extraordinarily long penises.
“How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers. “It’s hereditary, sir,” replied the older brother. “I see,” said the doctor, writing in his file. “Your father’s the reason for your elongated penises?” “No, sir, our mother.” “Your mother?” said the doctor. “Don’t be so ridiculous! Women don’t have penises!” “I know, sir,” replied the recruit, “but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could.”
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April 10th, 2018, 08:44 AM | #13280 |
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Some years ago I watched a sex education program on tv. They made an interesting experiment:
They sent men into sexshops to buy a dildo for their wive or girlfriend, later they sent in their women to buy one for themself ... Result: the women bought generally smaller toys, sometimes even the smallest size ... the men on the other hand bought rather big sized ones ... Most of them stated they thought women would prefer them big ... That would be good news for the many "Asians" among us , at least in Europe - America started of course much earlier with that stupid penis size paranoia. But meanwhile you can hear even many european women (especially young girls) talk the same crap ... |
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