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January 17th, 2019, 12:43 PM	#3881
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,298 Times in 60,079 Posts	It's ok if dogs piss on trees. The urine does not hurt them and there are important minerals in urine that will get into the soil that helps the grass grow!

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January 18th, 2019, 01:05 PM	#3882
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Of course there is Trails ... If I stop posting on this thread __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 18th, 2019, 01:20 PM	#3883
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,298 Times in 60,079 Posts	How can you say that your always the winner MaxJoker? Here you are after trying to run the V.E.F Marathon. Instead of drinking water to keep cool you drank beer and got so plastered that you fell to the ground in a near dead heap!

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January 18th, 2019, 04:57 PM	#3885
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 814,068 Times in 60,881 Posts	Oh you guys just (stop for those that can't figure it out) your nun upmanship.

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January 19th, 2019, 04:10 PM	#3886
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Thanks for sharing Sant`eee , Oh and losing to me too __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 20th, 2019, 05:18 PM	#3887
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	So you claim Butt I say you`re full of Hooie (Sorry for swearing) MaxJoker , and Me has (It could be real English) beaten you ... No Sant`eee , not in a sexual manner ... Thank`eee for the pm query though __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 21st, 2019, 02:13 AM	#3888
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January 21st, 2019, 11:43 AM	#3889
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,298 Times in 60,079 Posts	I'm a domestic turkey and those dumb scientists say that I'm the most stupid animal on the planet. Well I still win this last post. Hoo Haaa!

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January 21st, 2019, 05:22 PM	#3890
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	You`re a domestic turkey ? .. Hey ! .. Nobody likes a juicy self baster ... I mean boaster __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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