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The rats stay clear of our neighbourhood for fear of contracting diseases.
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That you get five to ten for consensual sex, while rape gives you a high five from the judge
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
Even Gypsies refuse to visit
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
I moved out and went to serene Mogadishu
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My neighbourhood is so rough that...........
I asked a passer by, the way to the subway station. He said "I don't know - no-one ever made it that far"
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