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Old January 20th, 2016, 08:59 AM   #321
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Mines so rough Chuck Norris came through and was impressed.
And was then hopefully shot in a convenience store Well I hope so
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Old January 22nd, 2016, 12:24 AM   #322
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My neighbourhood is so rough I am writn rthis inr thwe darjk besause i dont weant anone to khew I can spel.
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Old January 22nd, 2016, 11:44 AM   #323
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Old January 23rd, 2016, 09:32 PM   #324
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The little older women here take their bingo serious.

Reminded me of a joke.

Do you know how to make a room full of old catholic women say "Fuck!"?

Shout "Bingo!".


Anyways , saw this picture and thought of this thread.


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Old January 25th, 2016, 12:26 AM   #325
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My neighbourhood is so rough the local women's book club shot their way out of the library and got away with four shelves worth of Mills & Boon.
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Old January 31st, 2016, 10:45 PM   #327
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There isn't even a Mosque , on both corners of the street.
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