Repair required

[52mike]

Hi, With all you clever people on here there must be someone who can direct me to the best way of getting a repair on my lap top done.
the socket were the electric supply goes in has broken, so can not use it at all. I do not want to put it into Currys or the like as ANY think on it may bring trouble though there can not be any thing that can be seen on this site on the laptop but even the idea could spark trouble.
Its Lenovo lap top, any ideas?? please.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by 52mike

Hi, With all you clever people on here

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Originally Posted by 52mike

there must be someone who can direct me to the best way of getting a repair on my lap top done.

Hmmmmm now this be a left of field idea granted only , perchance take it to a repair shop.

Originally Posted by 52mike

the socket were the electric supply goes in has broken, so can not use it at all.

What you need to do is fill a bath. Soak the entire machine in hot soapy water. Then when the last bubble rises. Climb into the bath with a connected to the mains switched on toaster.
As laptop fix`in be hungry work.

Originally Posted by 52mike

I do not want to put it into Currys or the like as ANY think on it may bring trouble

It`d only bring trouble if you've illegal images and downloads stored

Originally Posted by 52mike

though there can not be any thing that can be seen on this site on the laptop but even the idea could spark trouble.

Uh , ok

Originally Posted by 52mike

Its Lenovo lap top, any ideas?? please.

1) Claim on insurance,

2) Buy another,

3) Save up and buy another,

4) Get another and pay via installments,

5) Get back in the bath if you survived the toaster, this time taking an electric heater in to warm the water up.

[SanteeFats]

See what lengths Max will go to just to post a funny (well HE thinks so anyway) reply????

[52mike]

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz



Hmmmmm now this be a left of field idea granted only , perchance take it to a repair shop.



What you need to do is fill a bath. Soak the entire machine in hot soapy water. Then when the last bubble rises. Climb into the bath with a connected to the mains switched on toaster.
As laptop fix`in be hungry work.



It`d only bring trouble if you've illegal images and downloads stored



Uh , ok



1) Claim on insurance,

2) Buy another,

3) Save up and buy another,

4) Get another and pay via installments,

5) Get back in the bath if you survived the toaster, this time taking an electric heater in to warm the water up.

Um I think you must be some were EAST of me may be you are still rubbing two sticks together in your NECK of the woods' I did say there's nothing very bad on it, but even on clean glass mud sticks.
Your number 5 seems the best idea except it will not work unless there's electric sockets in the bath room, so the toaster will rust
Any way if I am coming your way I could always buy u a coffee near the castle or the cathedral as payment for all your hard
brain power you have used on my behalf. Mike

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

See what lengths Max will go to just to post a funny

Hey

Leave my length outta this

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

(well HE thinks so anyway)

Could you do bitter

Anyway less of the HE , thank`eeee.
Remember nowadays we`re all Gender Unspecified (Especially the women in Norwich ).
That way nobody get`s offended

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

reply????

Yeah and just for that I`d make you go check the Wank thread

If Scoundrel hadn't made me promise to leave it just for him

[52mike]

Lets see what he says now, mike


so hes saying hes not got a length of any thing, well we knew that.

can he not come up with something origina, mikel

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by 52mike

Lets see what he says now, mike

Stop talking in the third person

That`s MaxJoker`s job

[52mike]

by the way I withdraw saying ALL u clever people Norwich has not got many we know, now theres one less,


weres he gone, mums called I
him in for tea I think.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by 52mike

by the way I withdraw saying ALL u clever people Norwich has not got many we know, now theres one less

Yoda , you that

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by 52mike

by the way I withdraw saying ALL u clever people Norwich has not got many we know, now theres one less,

weres he gone, mums called I
him in for tea I think.

Awwww you didn't have to (Last edited by 52mike; 01-06-2018 at 06:03 PM.. Reason: xxxx) your post .

It was troll-tastically fine as it was