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May 30th, 2011, 06:56 PM | #1 |
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Do You Have A Name For Your Penis ?
Sorry lovers of the shemale threads this ain`t one of those things
Actually this thread isn`t my fault i swear But then you know me , i`m constantly blameless No this bastard son of Satan came about because supposedly guys like to name penises Their own i mean I was told this barely twenty minutes ago by a female source of the female variety Yeah like she`d know I of course being the poster child for the masculine male species stood my firm ground and said what she was claiming was absolute flim flam . That`s right i used the term " Flim flam " . Look if that`s too strong for you you`re better off leaving this thread now as dats da way i play ok Anyway she insists that all men , as in all men name their penises In which case maybe i`s ain`t a male Because i never have Although if i did i might call him Mr Disappointment Either that or Destructor So , er , do any of you steadfast souls have a name for your bravest soldier If so let us all know If not then think of one and do the same Well why not Hey life`s too sort to not make fun of something even sorter , right I jest of course, as it`s well known only members who`s members are large enough to have their own postcode are allowed to join this band of bulging brothers
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May 30th, 2011, 07:01 PM | #2 |
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Hey just this second thought of another name for him
" The anaconda of doom " Is a bit of a mouthful though. At least that`s what she said
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May 31st, 2011, 11:36 AM | #3 |
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This is weird, i'd forgotten this, an ex GF suggested that i should start introducing him as Happy Harry.
Happy coz he was constantly standing to attention - well we were teenagers then she went on to use an old joke.., which was quite uncharacteristic of her to be so, forward. "He won't bite, but he does spit" |
May 31st, 2011, 12:17 PM | #4 |
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Never had the need or want too call it anything, but the word useless had crossed my mind on the odd occasion he refused to co-operate under the given circumstances
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I call Him Saquatch,Because He's big, ugly but never caught on camera-yet.
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Frederick, named him when I was about 14. He's been happy with his name ever since, though he does like to be called Freddie when he's had a few.
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Herman the German
Great, I finally can tell folks the funny name for my other head... I does most of the primary thinking for me...
Herman or the long name is Herman the German... Named after the biggest baddest crane ever built See picture below. BTW I do not have those cable attached.
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So there's the disappointment names for it... I guess it didn't want to come out to play...
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Never have - although I find Robin Williams term "Mr Happy" to be a riot.
And girls seem to say OMG a lot, so maybe he is a deity of some sort...
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