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Old February 11th, 2018, 11:49 AM   #10911
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Things you don't want to flash into your mind while having sex.

1. Your mother watching you.
2. Your dog licking his balls.
3. Greenman
4. A white bearded Howerd sat on a large even whiter chair in front of a set of pearly gates, surrounded by a host of seraphim
5. Me,Wearing a faux leather thong..
6. That single spern penetrating an egg
7. Rosie O'Donnell
8. Some really weird photos I have seen in the Vintage Erotica Talk section!
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Things you don't want to flash into your mind while having sex.

1. Your mother watching you.
2. Your dog licking his balls.
3. Greenman
4. A white bearded Howerd sat on a large even whiter chair in front of a set of pearly gates, surrounded by a host of seraphim
5. Me,Wearing a faux leather thong..
6. That single spern penetrating an egg
7. Rosie O'Donnell
8. Some really weird photos I have seen in the Vintage Erotica Talk section!
9. Susan Boyle
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Old February 11th, 2018, 12:00 PM   #10913
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Things you don't want to flash into your mind while having sex.

8. Some really weird photos I have posted in the Vintage Erotica Talk section!

Things you don't want to flash into your mind while having sex.

1. Your mother watching you.
2. Your dog licking his balls.
3. Greenman
4. A white bearded Howerd sat on a large even whiter chair in front of a set of pearly gates, surrounded by a host of seraphim
5. Me,Wearing a faux leather thong..
6. That single spern penetrating an egg
7. Rosie O'Donnell
8. Some really weird photos I have seen in the Vintage Erotica Talk section!
9. Susan Boyle
10. Agadoo, no not crushed pineapples
11.
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Old February 11th, 2018, 12:43 PM   #10914
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Things you don't want to flash into your mind while having sex.

1. Your mother watching you.
2. Your dog licking his balls.
3. Greenman
4. A white bearded Howerd sat on a large even whiter chair in front of a set of pearly gates, surrounded by a host of seraphim
5. Me,Wearing a faux leather thong..
6. That single spern penetrating an egg
7. Rosie O'Donnell
8. Some really weird photos I have seen in the Vintage Erotica Talk section!
9. Susan Boyle
10. Agadoo, no not crushed pineapples
11. Sharing a jail cell with a 6'10", 300 lbs violent man who happens to be gay and hasn't had sex in 10 years
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Old February 11th, 2018, 01:14 PM   #10915
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Things you don't want to flash into your mind while having sex.

1. Your mother watching you.
2. Your dog licking his balls.
3. Greenman
4. A white bearded Howerd sat on a large even whiter chair in front of a set of pearly gates, surrounded by a host of seraphim
5. Me,Wearing a faux leather thong..
6. That single spern penetrating an egg
7. Rosie O'Donnell
8. Some really weird photos I have seen in the Vintage Erotica Talk section!
9. Susan Boyle
10. Agadoo, no not crushed pineapples
11. Sharing a jail cell with a 6'10", 300 lbs violent man who happens to be gay and hasn't had sex in 10 years
12. Sharing a jail cell with a 6'10", 300 lbs overly friendly man who happens to be gay and hasn't had sex in 10 years
13.
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Things you don't want to flash into your mind while having sex.

1. Your mother watching you.
2. Your dog licking his balls.
3. Greenman
4. A white bearded Howerd sat on a large even whiter chair in front of a set of pearly gates, surrounded by a host of seraphim
5. Me,Wearing a faux leather thong..
6. That single spern penetrating an egg
7. Rosie O'Donnell
8. Some really weird photos I have seen in the Vintage Erotica Talk section!
9. Susan Boyle
10. Agadoo, no not crushed pineapples
11. Sharing a jail cell with a 6'10", 300 lbs violent man who happens to be gay and hasn't had sex in 10 years
12. Sharing a jail cell with a 6'10", 300 lbs overly friendly man who happens to be gay and hasn't had sex in 10 years
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Old February 11th, 2018, 02:05 PM   #10917
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