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Old 10-09-2011, 08:05 PM   #41
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I have a minefield in the backyard to keep the low lifes away.
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....the rats fight the pigeons over pavement pizzas.
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My neighborhood is so rough that..........
even guys from "The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast" fear to tread!!
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Old 10-10-2011, 04:09 AM   #44
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My neighborhood is so rough that..........

the name of MY city far and away outnumbers all other responses when you do a google search on the phrase "Where the weak are killed and eaten".

Go ahead and try it for yourself.



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Old 10-10-2011, 08:03 AM   #45
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My neighbour hood is so rough Uzis are considered water pistols.
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My neighbourhood is so rough that..
the foxes only hunt by day and the stars don't come out at night
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My neighborhood is so rough that..........
even guys from "The Teak Tough Streets Of Belfast" fear to tread!!
The teak has turned to plasticine awaiting your arrival
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I suppose I should explain where "the teak tough streets of Belfast" comes from. I stole it from a hack who writes for a local Sunday tabloid. He used it all the time and I pissed myself laughing at the pratt. He lives in a big house out of town and would shit himself on the teak tough streets of anywhere.
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... that bullet-proof vests are required and standard apparel.

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... when calling the police station for assistance they tell you "sorry, wrong number" and hang up!
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The teak has turned to plasticine awaiting your arrival


I was confused by this, so I googled "plasticine".

Per Wikipedia, "Plasticine, a brand of modelling clay, is a putty-like modelling material made from calcium salts, petroleum jelly and aliphatic acids. The name is a registered trademark of Flair Leisure Products plc. Plasticine is used extensively for children's play, but also as a modelling medium for more formal or permanent structures."

Whew. At first I thought "plasticine" might have something to do with something sinister. Like bombs... or something. You know, given the way it was used in your response.

But it's only a harmless kids' toy! What a relief.

(Of course, it still doesn't make a lot of sense... )
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