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Old 11-13-2017, 04:18 PM   #1481
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Chelsea Peretti. With that nose she could smoke a cigar in the shower and not get it wet, but I still would.

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Old 11-16-2017, 09:08 PM   #1482
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Professor Lucie Green, astronomer and The Sky At Night contributor. It's the way she says 'coronal mass ejections'...

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Old 11-17-2017, 07:07 AM   #1483
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I would give Grace Mugabe one.
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Old 11-17-2017, 09:02 AM   #1484
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I would give Grace Mugabe one.
Well Bobby Mugabe wanted to give her a whole country (only after he'd shafted it himself of course).

Honestly, the lengths some guys will go to just to get a shag!
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Old 11-17-2017, 09:45 AM   #1485
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Well Bobby Mugabe wanted to give her a whole country (only after he'd shafted it himself of course).

Honestly, the lengths some guys will go to just to get a shag!
Often wondered what attracted the young and pretty Grace Mugabe to her powerful millionaire husband?
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I would give Grace Mugabe one.
Well apparently she's open to offers, as Ole Bob lost his meat & two veg to syphilis some time ago and has a prosthetic penis! Allegedly.

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Old 11-19-2017, 10:04 AM   #1487
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Well apparently she's open to offers, as Ole Bob lost his meat & two veg to syphilis some time ago and has a prosthetic penis! Allegedly.
Can that actually happen?I knew it could drive you crazy,which explains a lot about mugabe.I didnt know it could make your bits fall off.Every day is a school day.
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Old 11-19-2017, 06:25 PM   #1488
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Anne Hegerty from “The Chase”. Bet she has lovely saggy breasts, a big soft belly and a wonderfully thick untrimmed bush....

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Alex borstein.check out the pics of her doing 'old school pinups' and see what I mean.
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