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Old 12-08-2008, 09:10 AM   #21
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The girl on the witchfinder general covers is Joanne Latham
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This is funny and amusing and weird record, but at the time when it was released maybe not.
Very interesting listening experience!

And of course there is a BONUS-EXTRA-folder in it too! Don`t miss it!


http://www.4shared.com/file/79515437/2694e832/BOMB.html
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.....O.k.! 1st of all .....this from my friend Mr.Bungle at my "covers" thread
a long ago.......about this



famous one's parody.....





and one more .......bit dangerouse to upload in everywhere.......

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Old 01-10-2009, 09:52 PM   #25
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First we have jolly good time with Ludwig, worldfamous zither soloist. For me he looks like rocket technician forced to pose with silly hat and some flowerpower rags, but that`s my problem!


This amuses me because It`s possible that someone, maybe a young movie-freak have bought original soundtrack for Martin Scorsese`s "Taxi Driver" via post-order. Of course he ordered it in December and maybe record-dealer is in middle of Christmas chaos, so some temporary-worker, not knowing music so good, maybe record-dealer`s mom, carefully packs THIS and sends it to guy who doesn`t know that phenomenon called co-incidence will provide him some quality time, when he opens the long-awaited packet.

Third one just sets the new standard for term "Long Play".
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Florence Foster Jenkins. I really recommend to check these links! Bored? Tired? Not anymore!!!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florence_Foster_Jenkins

Especially enjoy 2:27-2:50:
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"ENJOY, I DID!"
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It can`t get much groovier than this. Bikers! Nudity! Sweden! And of course stuttering all-time hit "Mah-na Mah-na"! And It`s made by Italians!!! "Meter-maids by day-models at night!!!"
"Sweden-Where the facts are stranger than fiction!"
I don`t mind if Finns are not as good as Swedes in handball,table-tennis and other really remarkable sports, but for this I envy whole nation, lucky bastards!


" U know man, dis Moog-record thing, It`s serious shit":
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Great work Futuro you`re single handedly keeping this loony thread alive, a fact i`m sure you`ll loudly deny but still add to your CV



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Old 01-14-2009, 12:11 PM   #29
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Thank You GreenSkull, I have always loved weird/bizarre album covers.Cheap Moog and Hammond-records ruined my "career" as a promising noise/hardcore "musician", I realised that all shouting and yelling was pointless because these sugar and honey-covered happy tunes took over on my mind. And today I think It`s only music that can shock teenagers, listening "brutal" death-metal is so safe. C`mon!!! Take risks!!! Live Dangerously!!! Double or nothing!!! Listen Moog-records!!!

As shopping-malls are using classical music these days succesfully as muzak to get rid of noisy,swearing,smoking teenagers hangin`out, getting drunk and causing damage, they could develope tolerance against it. But when you put on some Bert Kaempfert played by some Swedish organ-genius with Hammond that have more colourful switches than in NASA`s command desk, you just watch how they run away with cigarettefilters (used) in their ears.
Har-har!!!
In hell there`s continuous play of happy electric-organ music and unlimited amounts of free Budweiser!

And as we can see from the picture on the right, Hammond-record with missile on the cover was a perfect propaganda against eastern-block during 60`s.
"Eddie Layton at the Hammond Organ". It sounds similar to "Hans Ulrich Rüdel at Stuka JU-87" or "Neil Armstrong at the Apollo 11.....
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"C`mon girls, this way in ! Let`s have some group-sex!"

And they are only listening this:

And here are next-door neighbours:

And here`s the janitor, who seems to have good time at party because his voice is louder than others: "I think that I really should check that your bedroom works perfectly."

"Die Schwarze Barbara"!!! It `s just a one smash-hit among 80-100 others, depending of how many "Great Hits"-compilations there is in total!
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