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Old 08-25-2017, 09:59 PM   #13011
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Why don't Chinese communists wear tampons? Because they're a red army.
Groin...

I mean: Groan...!
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Old 08-25-2017, 10:39 PM   #13012
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Brilliant! It really does. I'd watch that!

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Old 08-26-2017, 10:17 AM   #13013
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^So would I.

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Old 08-26-2017, 06:40 PM   #13014
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Yes, a chemistry joke. I was expecting this reaction.
They're going down like a Pb balloon in my house.
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Old 08-27-2017, 04:45 PM   #13015
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They're going down like a Pb balloon in my house.


Man, that was funny.
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Old 08-27-2017, 10:48 PM   #13016
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I once burned my Ex's house down.

It wasn't hard. She lived in a igloo.
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Old 08-28-2017, 08:41 PM   #13017
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My wife calls me lazy now that I've retired from my job as a cricket umpire. I don't lift a finger.
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Old 08-28-2017, 08:43 PM   #13018
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Have you ever wondered why they don't treat pyromaniacs with anti-inflammatory drugs?
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Why did the Norwegians paint bar codes on all their military ships?


So when they returned to port they could Scandinavian.
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Old 09-01-2017, 07:42 PM   #13020
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius.

His brother Frank was a monster though...
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