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Old 10-02-2017, 04:31 PM   #13011
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This isnīt my joke, itīs stolen. Primer mi carucha (Chevy '39)
Going to El Monte Legion Stadium. Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine).
Helps me stealing hub caps, wasted all the time.
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Old 10-02-2017, 05:23 PM   #13012
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Old New Mexico joke: A lowrider is driving down a rural highway and he passes by a terrible rollover accident. He pulls over and runs toward the car but is stopped by a state trooper. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't let you near this accident."
"But that's my primo's car."
"OK, then maybe you can help identify the body; but I have to warn you that the driver was decapitated." and the trooper takes the lowrider to the covered corpse. He reaches under the sheet to produce the head and holds it up by the hair. "Is this your cousin?"
"Well, it looks like my primo, but he's taller than that."
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Old 10-03-2017, 09:10 AM   #13013
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OK, no idea what either of those last two means!
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"Well, it looks like my primo, but he's taller than that."
ĄEse!
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead
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I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.
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Make-up bag explodes; Khmer Rouge take credit.

What, is it too soon? I'll stop stirring the Pol Pot.
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Confucius say, man with no grass look forlorn.

Confucius say, man with watch know time. Man with two watch - never sure
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Ques: Why did Barbie never get pregnant?

Ans: Because Ken always came in a separate box.
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I hear They are making "Titanic-The Musical",That should go down well...
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