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Old 09-01-2017, 09:17 PM   #13011
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius.

His brother Frank was a monster though...
I thought Frank was a doctor!

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Old 09-03-2017, 11:06 AM   #13012
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Smile Did somebody want a Golf joke?

I went golfing with my friend once and he asked for a ball from his bag after he shanked (Sorry for swearing) one into the rough

Went to his bag to get him a new ball and found a spare pair of pants

As golfers tend to prefer their bags light I asked him what the spare pair of pants were for

He told me that they were there in case he gets a "Hole in One"
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Old 09-03-2017, 03:30 PM   #13013
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A retired Canadian who lives in Mexico calls his son in Toronto on Christmas Eve.
He says, "Hey son, I've been talking with your mother and we're thinking of taking you out of our wills".
The son says, "Why dad? Why have you made this decision? What's this all about?"
The dad says, "Yep, we're thinking of leaving all our money to a local clinic that's treated us. Tell your sister in Winnipeg that we're going to do the same with her as well."
The son says," Look, I'll fly over this evening so we can talk about this."
Later their daughter calls, "Brother has just spoken to me. What's this about us being left out of your wills? I'm flying over as well this evening to talk about this".
Dad then turns to his wife and says, "That's great. The kids are coming over for Christmas and they're making their own way here".
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Old 09-04-2017, 05:39 PM   #13014
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Boy At Frat Party: Would you like to dance?
Gorgeous Coed: No thank you.
Boy At Frat Party: Well, then, I guess a blowjob is out of the question.

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Old 09-05-2017, 02:39 PM   #13015
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Cliff Richards says he,s getting a lot of online abuse,,,,He,s got himself a Spying Talking Tweeting Stalking Living Troll,,,,
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Old 09-06-2017, 12:22 AM   #13016
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Pinocchio's last name was Woodson.
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Old 09-06-2017, 04:56 AM   #13017
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The verdict is out on Kate's topless photographs.

They're awesome!
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Old 09-06-2017, 03:08 PM   #13018
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Adam wasn't the first man.

God made a prototype on the second day, by the name of Fabio.
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An Irishman walked into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender took a look and asked, "Hey, that's pretty neat. Where'd you get him?"
"Dublin," the parrot responded.
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Then there's the one about the tuff female diver, who always found her self with muff in her mouth

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