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Old 09-26-2017, 07:35 PM   #1
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Old 09-26-2017, 08:24 PM   #2
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Ow I like this thread, great idea.

Since I am first I would like to say that while MaxJoker is always posting about his problems with women it isn't true. He likes big burly men.
Come on back now you hear.
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I be done re upping. PM me if you run into one that needs attention and I will see what I can do.


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Ow I like this thread, great idea.

Since I am first I would like to say that while MaxJoker is always posting about his problems with women it isn't true. He likes big burly men.
Come on back now you hear.
And you like old men.
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And you like old men.
I said lie, not tell the truth.

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