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Old 11-13-2017, 06:23 PM   #381
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A. Nothing,Unfortunately..

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A: If That's What You Want What You Really Really Want.

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A. Only to take possession of the bacon

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Old 11-13-2017, 07:15 PM   #383
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A. Only if the Devil makes you do it

Q. Why do Star Wars movies always come in threes?
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:17 AM   #384
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A. Because fans can't count to four

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A: Sure, with a full-length mirror.

Q: Shall we play a game?
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I know what of games you like so no.

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A No but I believe Ralph does, he's Aquarius

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A. Yes,They're Holey different..

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My local shop is currently running a special offer.

Why did you shoot JFK?
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A. He was coming straight at Me...

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