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Old 09-14-2017, 02:30 PM   #11
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A: Why not?

Q: How much is that doggie in the window?
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A: Why not?

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A. Twenty quid to you mate - just don't judge, that's all.




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A. With Me little bit of Blackpool rock...

Q. What time is now ?
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Q. What time is now ?
A. An idiocracy time

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A. An idiocracy time

Q. When will be the end of the world?
A. Real Soon!

Q. What's that watermelon doing there?
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Q. Why did ball7, start this thread.?


A. He aspires to be a more rounded individual.

Q. What does disappointment sound like?

A: Every Eng;landf fan after every world cup game.

Q: If ball7 wants to be a more rounded individual, why doesn't ball7 just eat more doughnuts?
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A. Real Soon!

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Lying in wait for it's prey.

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Q: If ball7 wants to be a more rounded individual, why doesn't ball7 just eat more doughnuts?
I can't speak for ball7, but doughnuts would work for me.

What do we do now?
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What do we do now?
A: Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead!
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A: Damn the torpedoes and full speed ahead!
Q: Should I stay or should I go?

A - it's always harvest before you yawn
Q - Why isn't Leo Sayer known as Leo Singer ?
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A - Because Lori already picked that name!

Q - Where's the Fire?
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