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Old 11-21-2017, 09:43 AM   #4701
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Old 11-21-2017, 02:45 PM   #4702
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Went to my local liquor store yesterday. Bought five bottles of my favorite Southeastern Australian wine "Jacobs Creek Shiraaz". Then noticed that they were having a sale on single malt scotch. 20% off the regular price. Decided to get that one bowlinggreen has been nagging me to get. Laphroaig. Comes in a cylindrical cardboard box. Have not opened it yet.
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:15 PM   #4704
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If I were to ask your question of any of the staff I would be thrown out of the store and told to never come back. I would never do that, because this liquor store just opened in Hyde Park a few months ago. It is the largest liquor store on the south side of Chicago. It has everything. 1,000 different kinds of beers, both domestic and imported. Over 10,000 different kinds of wines. Thousands of liquors, and all the accessories(jiggers, shot glasses, all kinds of glasses and mugs, corkscrews, etc).
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Just looked it up in wikipedia. Has nothing to do with Chicago. I personally have never heard of them. Remember I love Classical music. Don't go much for rock music, country, acid rock, reggae, jazz, blues, rap, disco, etc. I do sometimes listen to oldies music.
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he's the reason bon jovi's lead singer started ... the jersey sound

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Didn't your mother ever tell you that it's not a good idea to mess with a Jersey Girl ???


A blast from the past......
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Old 11-22-2017, 09:22 AM   #4710
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the only problem with the jersey turpike is too many tolls and not enough gas stations ... and the po-po drive at night with lights off ... bad cop ..no donuts for you...

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