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Old 11-21-2017, 02:54 PM   #4701
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Went to my local liquor store yesterday.
Was there a lady serving in the store if so does she do anal If there is no Lady does the bloke do anal
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:15 PM   #4702
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If I were to ask your question of any of the staff I would be thrown out of the store and told to never come back. I would never do that, because this liquor store just opened in Hyde Park a few months ago. It is the largest liquor store on the south side of Chicago. It has everything. 1,000 different kinds of beers, both domestic and imported. Over 10,000 different kinds of wines. Thousands of liquors, and all the accessories(jiggers, shot glasses, all kinds of glasses and mugs, corkscrews, etc).
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Old 11-21-2017, 03:45 PM   #4704
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You ever heard of Southside Johnny & The Asbury Jukes
Just looked it up in wikipedia. Has nothing to do with Chicago. I personally have never heard of them. Remember I love Classical music. Don't go much for rock music, country, acid rock, reggae, jazz, blues, rap, disco, etc. I do sometimes listen to oldies music.
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he's the reason bon jovi's lead singer started ... the jersey sound

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the only problem with the jersey turpike is too many tolls and not enough gas stations ... and the po-po drive at night with lights off ... bad cop ..no donuts for you...

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Are you sure that's her? I mean, it looks kinda like her, but her nose is MUCH bigger and more prominent now.
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