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Old 11-14-2017, 11:58 PM   #4701
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For Cod's Hake...
He’s well and truly haddock.
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Old 11-15-2017, 12:13 AM   #4702
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bowlinggreenhas been nagging me about getting some single malt scotch so I have decided to get it. He says his favorite is this one called:Laphroaig aged 10 years.
Laphroaig aged 10 years is good but Lagavulin 16 year is better.
And it comes in a small bottle (20ml) too in case you doesn't like it.

Hope you like tar and smoke taste in your whiskey.
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...........fermented herring..........
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........herring.
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.......... tar and smoke............


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Old 11-15-2017, 09:34 AM   #4704
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Ann B Davis shares the same birthdate as me
Who's Ann I hear none of you ask ....... Look it up
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Who's Ann I hear none of you ask ....... Look it up
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It's a trap!

If we looked it up, we'd be on topic...and you would fine us.

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Does jerkin' off make one go blind ???
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Does jerkin' off make one go blind ???
That's what they say - so are you saying you'd prefer company?
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Laphroaig aged 10 years is good but Lagavulin 16 year is better.
And it comes in a small bottle (20ml) too in case you doesn't like it.

Hope you like tar and smoke taste in your whiskey.
bowlinggreen said if I don't like the smoke taste then to get Glenfidddich, or Glenlivet.
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That's what they say - so are you saying you'd prefer company?
Hmmm, A Jerkin' Off Company
Could that be listed on The Dow Jones Index

I know of a place where there's a ready made Board Of Directors
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Could that be listed on The Dow Jones Index

I know of a place where there's a ready made Board Of Directors
Perhaps it could be harnessed as a new source of renewable energy.
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