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Old 11-24-2017, 04:35 PM   #2681
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Old 11-24-2017, 05:08 PM   #2682
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Wink By my own penis size which resembles that trunk . I`m thread winner. Ok say resembles. Which is true it would. If for some reason had dramatically shrunk

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Old 11-24-2017, 05:13 PM   #2683
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Elephants definitely win in the penis department. That thing has got to be as long as Little Caprice is tall.

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You ALL lose. It says hers weights One Ton.
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Preserved sperm whale penis. Now that's a winning penis!

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Preserved sperm whale penis. Now that's a winning penis!

He he he you said sperm and penis. He he he.
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