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Old 11-16-2017, 01:25 PM   #2681
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I won. No I won. If you don't give me that trophy, when I get it I will smash you over the head with it! And if I get it I will crush your nuts with it! A thunderstorm starts, lightning flashing all around the two mad contestants. Then finally the left man loosens his grip and the winner on the right runs away only to be struck by a massive lightning bolt which melts the trophy and burns the man to a crisp.
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