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Old 11-23-2017, 10:02 PM   #2681
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Owing to lack of interest, VEF is closing at midnight tonight GMT.

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Old 11-24-2017, 06:33 AM   #2682
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Elephants definitely win in the penis department. That thing has got to be as long as Little Caprice is tall.

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You ALL lose. It says hers weights One Ton.
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