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Old 11-14-2017, 08:33 AM   #2681
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I just called my liquor store and they say that this scotch costs 39 dollars. No way. Johnnie Walker red cost me just 20 dollars.

Oh my God.



Trailmaster, a few glasses of that is going to be worth a whole bottle of Johnnie Walker insofar as the pleasure it gives you. You just don't get it.

What exactly do you BUY Scotch for, to chug it in shots and then chase it with beer? Abomination.

Saves money by buying crappy Scotch - NOT winning.
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:55 PM   #2682
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This isn't fair Joe. Every day it is something different. Volcanoes, earthquakes, tornadoes, those damn T-rex's chasing us and trying to bite our heads off, and now asteroids. I think we were born to late. We should have been born in the Jurassic period. Instead we were born in the late Cretaceous period. Damn! It's just not fair! Damn dinosaur God!

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Old 11-15-2017, 03:14 PM   #2684
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I won. No I won. If you don't give me that trophy, when I get it I will smash you over the head with it! And if I get it I will crush your nuts with it! A thunderstorm starts, lightning flashing all around the two mad contestants. Then finally the left man loosens his grip and the winner on the right runs away only to be struck by a massive lightning bolt which melts the trophy and burns the man to a crisp.
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