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Old 09-25-2013, 03:01 PM   #21
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Am I really a paedophile......just because I only sleep with pregnant women

hoping to get a blowjob from the foetus.....
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:12 PM   #22
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As i walked into my local mosque today a Muslim woman stopped me and said "You don't need to cover your face".



"That`s what you think " I replied, slowly pouring the petrol from a jerry can and reaching into my pocket for the lighter.
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:13 PM   #23
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What does Your Sister have in common with a Bacon Slicer ?
You'd better not stick Your cock in either of Them..
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It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site.
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Old 09-25-2013, 03:20 PM   #24
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa , "Please send me a sister." Santa wrote him back, "OK, but first send me your mother."
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Old 09-26-2013, 04:31 PM   #25
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My wife was only twenty three when she committed suicide, soon after she found out that i'd once had sex with her mum.


I mean for gawds sake i fcuked her ma nearly twenty four years ago !, why take it so badly ?.
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Old 09-26-2013, 06:52 PM   #26
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If God is a woman, I'm going to burn in Hell for Eternity, and I will never know the reason why.
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Oh, you know EXACTLY why you're there Mister!
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There's no point crying over spilt milk.

Unless you're Ethiopian.

In which case cry away as you've probably just killed your entire family.
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:27 PM   #29
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Unless you're Ethiopian.

In which case cry away as you've probably just killed your entire family.
I have to admit, that one made me snort coffee over the monitor.
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I took my new girlfriend round to meet my parents the night before.

Mum kept insisting on showing her embarrassing pictures of me in the bath with my tiny penis floating above two hairless balls.

So wish i hadn't bought that camera for her birthday last month.
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