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Old 12-05-2017, 12:52 PM   #1281
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Sad to think that the Holocaust would have failed if the victims had been Islamic ,

Well when do Muslim`s ever shower ?


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Old 12-05-2017, 01:20 PM   #1282
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Why did Kevin Spacey cross the road ?,

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Old 12-06-2017, 09:57 PM   #1283
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This is more of an observation than a joke:

Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Ku Klux Klan, because he's against Mexicans and Muslims.

Donald Trump, because of his hair color, skin color, and Protestant religion, is also a good candidate for the "Orange Order"...

Both are wrong!
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Sad to think that the Holocaust would have failed if the victims had been Islamic ,

Well when do Muslim`s ever shower ?
I liked Sarah Silverstein's observation that the Holocaust never would have happened if there had been a sizable group of people of African descent in Germany during the 1930s and 1940s - well, not to the Jews, anyway.
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Q. What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

A. "The erection is rigged..."
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