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Old 12-08-2017, 03:25 PM   #1281
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Q. What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

A. "The erection is rigged..."
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What's got 14 windows that won't open?.......


Keith Chegwins advent calendar.
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How is accidentally getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking yourself out of your car ?,

The problem can usually be solved with a coat hanger .

What is 12 inches long and makes a woman moan all night ?,


Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did Helen Kellerís dog commit suicide within the first year ? ,


Couldnít live with the name "Auwuwoooouwuauauaua" any longer.


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Q. Why do Southern men have penis envy?

A. There was never a pornstar named Peter South.
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Q. Did you hear about the updated, modern curriculum at Catholic schools?

A. They teach that the world is flat, and that abortion is murder.
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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics ?,

Not being a spastic.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, downs syndrome, quadriplegic baby get for Christmas ? ,

Cancer.

What's blue yet doesn't fit anymore ?,

A dead epileptic.


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50th anniversary of Donald Campbellís death.

But contrary to reports from the time, they did find his body.

It came out of a tap in Huddersfield in 1968.
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Just watched a Documentary on World War II ,

I thought the Nazis sent Jews to "Work" camps ? ,

Yet there they all were milling about wearing Pajamas and often dropping to the ground,

For more sleep no doubt ,

Bloody lazy buggers !.


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What’s big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland.

I was walking through Glasgow today, when I was stopped by a representative from Aquafresh Toothpaste. She said, "Did you know that the average person only brushes 30% of their teeth?" I said, "We're in Glasgow love, the average person only has 30% of their teeth."
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