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Old 10-24-2017, 09:13 PM   #501
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The Two Ronnies once made a very funny parody of the Original series. It is no longer on Youtube - but it is worth tracking down.
Yes. The antics of a portly Spock and a diminutive Kirk were nearly as funny as Piggy Malone and Charley Farley.
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Paramount Auctioning props and costumes from "Star Trek (2009)'
and 'Into Darkness'

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https://trekmovie.com/2017/10/26/par...into-darkness/

An auction of original props, costumes and decoration pieces from the 2009 Star Trek movie and 2013’s Star Trek Into Darkness has been set for early December. Paramount Pictures is working with Prop Store who will be holing a live auction of over 400 lots memorabilia from J.J. Abrams first two Star Trek ‘Kelvin timeline’ movies on Saturday, December 2nd.


Included with the auction will be original USS Enterprise uniform costumes for the main crew, including a Captain Kirk command uniform (estimated to sell for $5,000 – $10,000), Mr. Spock science uniform (Est. $8,000 – $12,000, includes Starfleet Phaser, Holster Belt and Communicator) and Lieutenant Uhura’s operations uniform (Est. $4,000 – $6,000). Dr. McCoy’s sciences uniform (Est. $4,000 – $6,000 / 3,100 – 4,600), Scotty’s operation uniform (Est. $3,000 – $5,000) and Sulu’s command uniform (Est. $3,000 – $5,000).


A number of Star Trek Into Darkness costumes are going up for auction, including Khan’s Kronos costume (Est. $4,000 – $6,000), Captain Kirk’s wetsuit (Est. $3,000 – $5,000), Admiral Pike’s stunt conference uniform (Est. $1,500 – $2,500), Khan’s distressed trash barge fight costume (Est. $4,000 – $6,000), Admiral Marcus’ Vengeance uniform (Est. $2,000 – $3,000), and a Klingon Guard uniform with helmet (Est. $5,000 – $7,000).

Props up for auction include SFX Electronic Starfleet Phaser (Est. $5,000 – $10,000), Starfleet Tricorder and Holster (Est. $3,000 – $5,000) and Starfleet Communicator ($1,500 – $2,500). You can even pick up Mr. Spock’s Light-Up Cold Fusion Device and Accessories (Est. $4,000 – $6,000).
Brandon Alinger, Prop Store COO, commented on the upcoming auction: “Prop Store is thrilled to be working with Paramount on the official auction for Star Trek and Star Trek Into Darkness. The 2009 film was a brilliant reboot of the series and both it and Star Trek Into Darkness are highly regarded by fans, including all of us at Prop Store. We expect to see strong interest in all of the auction content, but especially items like the Enterprise costumes, Starfleet props, and Klingon-related lots—the majority of which have never been available to the public before. It’s a good time to be a Star Trek fan.”
According to a press release, the lots “are all authentic pieces used in the making of the current series of Star Trek films, and have been in storage with the studio since production [on Into Darkness] ended in 2012.” No items made for the most recent production (2016’s Star Trek Beyond) are being made available for auction.









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Angry Trump fans keep yelling at LeVar Burton instead of LaVar Ball

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Nov. 21, 2017



Never let spelling get in the way of a good Twitter rant.

“Star Trek” actor LeVar Burton has been receiving hate mail intended for LaVar Ball in the middle of his feud with President Trump.

“You're a has been actor with a thief for a son and Trump is the president of the United States. Get the picture?” one person tweeted.

“I wonder what you did to piss off your producers that they made you sit through that shit-show of an interview with @levarburton.... what an arrogant a--hole!!” another wrote to CNN host Chris Cuomo.

“LaVar Burton broke the rules of good manners. He insulted our president and the president of China. He should be ashamed that his son dishonored him by stealing,” tweeted another.

The mix-up comes a day after Ball went on CNN to defend himself against Trump, who has lashed out for not receiving enough thanks for getting three UCLA basketball players — including Ball’s son, LiAngelo — out of Chinese jail after shoplifting.

“Shoplifting is a very big deal in China, as it should be (5-10 years in jail), but not to father LaVar,” Trump tweeted over the weekend.

“Should have gotten his son out during my next trip to China instead. China told them why they were released. Very ungrateful!”

Burton has laughed off the confusion.
“One of many sleights I am having to endure these days,” he tweeted.
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