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Old 08-21-2017, 06:06 PM   #3491
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Wish granted, but it's trailmaster, taking an interest again.

I wish that as the solar eclipse advances across the USA, that for some reason the moon would mysteriously come to a halt, along with the earth, so there would a be a huge patch of darkness 100s of miles wide over the USA for days, just to see what would happen.
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Wish granted, 100's of miles wide and thousands long, total darkness. What happens is people kill each other and loot and riot. So nothing unusual happens.

I wish Sir Bruce Forsyth had made it big in the United States
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Old 08-22-2017, 06:49 PM   #3493
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Wish granted.
After his death he manages to get his face on the one hundred dollar bill. Alongside many of his catchphrases.

I wish Jimmy Saville had never been a star
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After his death he manages to get his face on the one hundred dollar bill. Alongside many of his catchphrases.

I wish Jimmy Saville had never been a star
Granted.
He was aborted as a fetus and still managed to go to hell as a potential pedophile. Hundreds of children were able to lead happy and healthy live.except Scotty, his life still sucked . Fuck that guy.

I wish Lynda Carter has a sex tape leak from back when she was in her 29's.
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Old 09-03-2017, 01:51 PM   #3495
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Wish granted. The quality is so bad.....you can only make out her left elbow.

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would have a steamy sex tape featuring a threesome

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Wish granted. The quality is so bad.....you can only make out her left elbow.

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would have a steamy sex tape featuring a threesome
Granted. The scene is posted on VEF in Ultra HD and surround sound. Unfortunately, it is so hot that 30 seconds into watching it for the first time you have a stroke that leaves you a drooling vegetable.

You spend the rest of your life in a public institution cared for by lumpy male attendants with bad teeth and no concept of personal hygiene who sodomize you on a regular basis.

I wish I had a shiny new nickel.
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Old 11-14-2017, 02:03 PM   #3497
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Wish granted, but your shiny new nickel came off the assembly line at the coin mint infected with a particularly nasty strain of group A Streptococcus(GAS) bacteria also known as the flesh eating bacteria. After a few days you notice that red bleeding pustules are breaking all over your body. You rush to the Emergency room of your local hospital, but it is too late. In just a few more days your whole body is just a bloody puddle.

I wish I could spend an entire weekend in bed with Milena Velba who has the biggest, flabbiest breasts in the world. I would spend the entire night, kissing, licking, sucking and fucking her mammoth mammaries!
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Granted. However, at the beginning of your night of bliss, you motorboat Miss Velba and in her joy, she hits you in the head with one of her magnificent mams, knocking you off the bed and you lose consciousness. You wake up in bed, in the hospital, with a neurosurgeon looming over you.

I wish for Tiffani Thiessen to come to my house, make me a fabulous meal and then make love to me all night long. (I'm asking for it...)
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Old 11-14-2017, 09:53 PM   #3499
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Wish granted, however, Tiffani wants you to take her to a luxury hotel instead of your house. You pick her up at the location she provides you. Then you and she go to this fabulous restaurant for a marvelous dinner. You then present her with a gift, a box with some real expensive jewels, and she swoons with pleasure at seeing them. Then your limousine which you hired for the occasion wisks you both to your hotel. You are in the luxury penthouse suite which is 25 floors up. Both of you get into the bedroom, but Tiffani first wants to freshen up in the lavatory. Afterwards she comes out half-naked and you are totally nude lying on the bed. Then she looks at your body and right away things go horribly wrong because she sees that you have a tiny 1 inch cock. She screams, takes off her jewels that you gave her and throws them at you and she says "There is no way in hell that I am going to make love to a man with such a tiny cock". She takes her clothes and runs out of the room. You then get so mad you start trashing the room. You throw lamps at the wall, you kick in the big t.v., smash the big radio and stereo and smash practically everything. Then you get terribly despondent and so mad , and even psychotic that you throw yourself out the window forgetting that you are on the 25th floor. Just as your body hits the ground Tiffani has made her way down and your body hits hers and both of you are splattered into a bag of blood. Not even the coroner can identify which parts belong to which body.!!


Here I go again. My favorite wish. I wish for a flying car. This car has a deflective field which shields it from being detected by radar by military or commercial airport radars, and it can't be detected by military drones, and it also has an automatic avoidance system so it won't crash into any other aircraft, or tall buildings.
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Wish granted, but you forgot to fill the tank before heading out on your next flight.

5000 feet above Chicago, your car conks out, and goes into a death dive. Screaming, you watch as the Sears Tower fills your windshield.

The resulting crash does little damage, but you are labelled as an ISIS supporter by the government. They secretly load terrorist propaganda and a copy of the Koran onto your computer and display it to the world as proof.

You are buried as a Muslim in an unmarked grave, and your name lives in infamy.

I wish trailmaster would try Laphroaig single malt Scotch, and become so enamored of it he never drinks another drop of disgusting Johnnie Walker as long as he lives.
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