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Old 11-15-2017, 06:31 AM   #391
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Old 11-15-2017, 01:58 PM   #392
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A: Only when I can chew through the leather straps.

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A: Yes, yes we have. It was a smoky little gin joint in Poughkeepsie, Slim Whitman was on the juke box, our eyes met, a connection was made and we drank until we puked on our shoes. Good times.

Q: If tin whistles are made out of tin, what are foghorns made of?
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:48 PM   #394
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A. Who gives a fog.

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A. Yes but they rarely see me They all must have dodgy prescriptions

Q. If a Cauliflower was a car what would it be, and why?
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A. It looks like you've stumped everyone with that one mate..

Q. If a plastic Tesco shopping bag is for life, What happens if you lose it.?
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A: It's a portent of your death
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A. Instant death.

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