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Old 11-13-2017, 04:46 PM   #2651
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^ Are you saying trailmaster wants my wiener?



And trailmaster, have you ever TRIED single malt scotch? Since you like Johnnie Walker Red, you should try this brand:



It's got that smoky, peaty flavor that you must enjoy. Try it once and tell me it hasn't hooked you. It's like going black - you won't go back.

If you can't appreciate the single malt superiority, then your palate is dead, and I pity you.
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^ Are you saying trailmaster wants my wiener?



And trailmaster, have you ever TRIED single malt scotch? Since you like Johnnie Walker Red, you should try this brand:



It's got that smoky, peaty flavor that you must enjoy. Try it once and tell me it hasn't hooked you. It's like going black - you won't go back.

If you can't appreciate the single malt superiority, then your palate is dead, and I pity you.
I just called my liquor store and they say that this scotch costs 39 dollars. No way. Johnnie Walker red cost me just 20 dollars.
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I just called my liquor store and they say that this scotch costs 39 dollars. No way. Johnnie Walker red cost me just 20 dollars.

Oh my God.



Trailmaster, a few glasses of that is going to be worth a whole bottle of Johnnie Walker insofar as the pleasure it gives you. You just don't get it.

What exactly do you BUY Scotch for, to chug it in shots and then chase it with beer? Abomination.

Saves money by buying crappy Scotch - NOT winning.
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This isn't fair Joe. Every day it is something different. Volcanoes, earthquakes, tornadoes, those damn T-rex's chasing us and trying to bite our heads off, and now asteroids. I think we were born to late. We should have been born in the Jurassic period. Instead we were born in the late Cretaceous period. Damn! It's just not fair! Damn dinosaur God!

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