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Old 11-14-2017, 12:15 PM   #3341
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Seeing as how my no good for noting husband won't suck my pussy
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:19 PM   #3342
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Yo mama, ain't no way this thing is gonna fit in there!
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"Yes Mrs Dyson is very happy with my new invention"
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Damn, I don't see the pussy attachment the salesman said that this model comes with!
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Old 11-21-2017, 12:07 AM   #3345
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At long last farmer Brown has discovered why it has
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A little reminder of the 1960s
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Need a gift for a geek? Here ya' go!
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I'm fed up, I tell you! Next time I'm going to write in Captain Nemo for President!
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There are far better things in the rear of a VW than just the engine!
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