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Old 11-11-2017, 08:47 PM   #1261
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Applying sunblock is no guarantee against harmful rays ,

Just ask Steve Irwin.

What's the difference between a dead deer and a dead Muslim on the road ? ,

There are skid marks in front of the deer where the car tried to break.

Do you know why the new pound coin has twelve sides ? ,

So with the help of a spanner it can be extracted from a Jew`s grip.


My Pakistani-Muslim co-worker says you're a sick bastard....

But he added.... "What do you call a one legged Sikh trying to stand up straight?" ..... "Balan Singh"
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Old 11-13-2017, 12:56 PM   #1262
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Q. How is Donald Trump like a pregnancy?

A. Nine months and he's ready to DROP! (i.e. on North Korea...)
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Q. What's the difference between a Jew's harp and a Jew's organ?

A. The Jew's organ can be circumcised.

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Q. Did you hear about the spade who had sex in a tool shed?

A. He got wit all dem hoes...
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The Emperor of China was looking for a new master swordsman, better than any other.

He held an audience with a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Jewish samurai.

The Japanese samurai cut a fly in half with one stroke, killing it instantly.

The Chinese samurai cut another fly in half with one stroke, killing it instantly also.

The Jewish samurai made six strokes, and did not kill the fly; it was still buzzing around.

Then the Emperor asked the Jew: "Why did you not kill the fly?"

The Jew responded: "The purpose of circumcision is not to kill..."
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Q. How do you tell a Christian from a Jew on a golf course?

A. The Christian says "FORE", and the Jew says "$3.99"...
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Grrrrrrr I`m not saying my six year old daughter already takes after her mother ,

Butt if she complains one more time about me anally knife raping her !


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Old 11-24-2017, 03:59 PM   #1267
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Can't help feeling jealous of Oscar Pistorius ,

Never having to worry about getting athletes foot plus finding a successful method to stop a woman nagging
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I saw a dwarf walking out of an electronics store carrying a flat screen TV.
I asked him, "Are you going to be able to carry that TV by yourself?"
He screamed back, " Fuck you! It's an iPad!"
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Q; How do you stop five black guys raping a white girl?

A: Give them a basketball.
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My Great Grandfather was brought up by cannibals,I think They didn't cook Him properly..
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