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Old 11-13-2017, 08:23 PM   #1281
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Q. How do you tell a Christian from a Jew on a golf course?

A. The Christian says "FORE", and the Jew says "$3.99"...
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Old 11-15-2017, 02:10 PM   #1282
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Grrrrrrr I`m not saying my six year old daughter already takes after her mother ,

Butt if she complains one more time about me anally knife raping her !


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Old 11-24-2017, 04:59 PM   #1283
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Can't help feeling jealous of Oscar Pistorius ,

Never having to worry about getting athletes foot plus finding a successful method to stop a woman nagging
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Old 11-25-2017, 01:49 AM   #1284
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I saw a dwarf walking out of an electronics store carrying a flat screen TV.
I asked him, "Are you going to be able to carry that TV by yourself?"
He screamed back, " Fuck you! It's an iPad!"
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Q; How do you stop five black guys raping a white girl?

A: Give them a basketball.
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My Great Grandfather was brought up by cannibals,I think They didn't cook Him properly..
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It is a porn site,But it's a Classy porn site.
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Q. What does Wolf Blitzer have in common with Peter North?

A. They each have a cool name...

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Q. Why is Warrant better than Nirvana?

A. Bobbie Brown was hotter than Courtney Love, and Jani Lane took longer to kill himself.
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Old 11-29-2017, 06:39 PM   #1288
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Smile Hey , don't gas the messenger !

Personally think the Bible is totally unrealistic ,

I mean come on a Jew giving away loafs and fishes ???


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Q. Did you hear about the doctor who belonged to the KKK?

A. He told everyone that "Three K's a day, keeps the minorities away..."
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Anne Franks last diary entry

"Decided I`m having rice Krispies for breakfast tomorrow , as what`s the worse that could happen ?"


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